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Yup, that's a myth about the horse bones,
I want the world to know I'm in a per--
There's a plan cooking in my Helen melon That could be fruitful
So, total TOSGANO situation, or what are we thinking?
Worse! You're killing me. I'm gonna go open windows.
-People stick gum on our house. -Right.
-A totally non-curious mom. -Meaning?
When we mess up, when we mess up
Is it like this?
-Never mind. -Okay.
-Birdie? -Owen.
I know his name is Brendan something And he likes to text
Were you up there texting with Brendan this whole time?
It may not even technically be a relationship,
Can't believe I found my soul mate He's perfect and he's mine
Yeah, that's true. Everything online has been carefully vetted.
and someone whose name rhymes with Shmady Shmaga this afternoon.
I haven't crouched since the '80s. Helen, put me on the floor.
I know, I know I am in a perfect relationship
Bitsy has a big one planned for Owen and Paige.
Wow. You really like this boy, huh, Molly?
No, not weirded out. It's just, I'm thinking about...
But we know love can be Imperfectly perfect
-Cole! -All right. I'll ask him a question.
So complex
I'm not 30, I'm 13,
Everything set for the ad tomorrow? Page four? That's fine.
How am I gonna make this pizza?
-I am? -Yeah.
You could run a perfect park But tell me where is the reward?
I've gone through three pairs in the last six months!
So, under what circumstances would you recommend a TOSGANO?
turned into a house.
I feel like I said that. Also, sorry I fell asleep.
You have your father's love sigh. Same pitch and everything.
So that's gonna stay like that.
I don't know why I said good egg. I don't say good egg.
Yeah.
Okay, bye.
Great. Great job.
Or you don't make pizza and Brendan doesn't come over.