Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And when she sent that shrimp emoji I knew I'd found my wife
Damn it, Shampagne! Did you pee in the bed again? Why?
I need a hot oven. Oh, my gosh!
Okay.
-Why do you wanna cancel dinner? -I have to poop.
I wasn't gonna mention it unless you mentioned it.
Or slightly bigger.
Smells like a sweaty armpit and a diaper did hot yoga together.
-Absolutely not. -I'll give you five dollars.
Have him over, yeah.
It's so real
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Augustus, bag the dog. Let's get him outta here.
of one of those super-snobby apartment buildings along the park, right?
That doesn't sound totally safe, Dad.
And that's our time. I have to get to my next appointment.
and you're gonna help me change the subject.
-What is it? Does he say "noice"? -No. He's a Brandenham.
and soon they'll run out of emojis, and who knows what happens then?
Paige! I gotta run out for a sec! I know that sounds weird!
Fine. Oh, look at that. He's moving to Belize. Can you Belize it?
Yes. Thank you, Cole. That's why we need to cancel now,
So like this piece of pizza Like this piece of pizza
Great idea. Five, six, seven, eight!
Hi!
You could've just given me directions to your house.
-I'm in a perfect relationship -I'm in a perfect relationship
I mean, there's rich, and then there's crazy rich.
-Hey, can I play with your sword? -That's what it's there for.
That's a good pizza. That's a good pizza!
My dear New Yorkers, do you remember the Central Park that I remember?
I mean, we live in a weird castle, your pizza is... challenging.
-Does he have a favorite toy? -He has an ivory chew.
What? That is not noice.
Look, I know my last couple attempts weren't exactly...
Until I learn, learn his last name I'll write Mrs. Brendan on everything
There's stuff everywhere. It just has to go in for a minute.
and we're gonna install it in the morning.
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