Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's a Great Dane with tail dysmorphia. Well, was.

-I'm in a perfect relationship -I'm in a perfect relationship

It won't kill Smokey to eat his own poops for another day, unless it does.

It's just a thing that I do so that birds can fly through.

So I guess I'm gonna head out?

That's when we can grow Like the pizza dough

-Coming through. -Yep, yep.

I said I'm gonna go wash my mouth out. No reason.

And you, remember. Tonight, you're not a reporter. You're just a mom.

-We don't, we don't talk in person -Talk in person

Come on, phone. Why do dogs bite? Why do dogs bite?

So like this ugly pizza Love can be imperfectly perfect

What is this, the Olympics?

Up until the moment I dropped it on the floor, it was the best pizza I ever made.

Let's pretend for a moment that I'm going to do that

You haven't seen it? Show him, Helen.

Your mom and I are declaring war on Bitsy Brandenham's picture.

I do! It's gonna be a nightmare.

Okay, I'm putting your pizza in the forge.

Okay, sometimes a dog can feel intimidated that you're so much bigger than they are.

-Remember what you promised Mommy. -Ask questions. Yes.

I don't know if that's a good idea. He seems agitated.

No, no, no, no! No! Hot, hot, hot.

Sorry. I can't hear you 'cause Molly's screaming.

-Yeah, I'm in a perfect relationship -Perfect relationship

-Hey, Brendan. You into turtles? -Turtles?

Shampagne used to sleep in Bitsy's bed and pee on the balcony,

"Fear, stress, feel threatened." Great.

-Each flaw makes us more exceptional? -Yeah

This was supposed to be a great day.

He's already here. And he's adorable! I love him!

-What's a TOSGANO? -That's my little acronym.

I like the metaphor. Let me try a verse.

You want them to get really hot when you bake?

Does anyone want another clump?

Hey, can you wait here for a sec?

and we'll compare the two bite marks.

I know my way around the city pretty well.

-I love when you call me "baby." -I was talking to the-- Never mind.

-Cole? I need a favor. -Mother.

Brendan's gonna come over and see our weird house