Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Even if something like that really did exist,

Figure that one out.

LADY AND THE TRAMP HANG ON

- Hold it! Who are you? - We work here.

[Riley] Start the car.

Did the Apollo really land on the moon? Did it? Did it?

You can stand around guessing for a while, or I can give you the next clue.

in disturbing everyone's pleasant morning

I’ve got no sync tonight!

Contains a vital piece of information. The final clue, as it were.

Ben, no. Wait, wait! No.

There are three, actually, Riley.

except one of us had to grow up and stay home and look after Ben.

and give you passage to the sacred temple."

You're saying there's a treasure map in the Statue of Liberty?

- Are you Thomas Gates? - Yes.

I know you. You're the White House curator.

Ben, can you imagine if the Confederates got their hands on the City of Gold...

[Indistinct chatter]

Come on, Riley. That's... that's an urban legend.

I can do the math too.

- Maybe here. - Probably.

i'm going to kidnap the president of venezuela.

Surrender your hand.

Uh, let me see. Queen Victoria, born 1819.

In a hundred years, no one's going to remember

- Do you think it fell down here? - Yes.

Yes, yes, definitely proto-Zoquean.

"Last full measure of devotion"?

- It's a cipher. - Yes. It is.

Anything he said, something he did? Anything at all?

I was going to say you can keep them.

The pipe burst in the hotel that we previously booked.

It's a little golden man.

Funny story. My accountant set up a corporation

anyone involved in the Lincoln assassination besides Booth.

Here we go. Malcolm Gilvary. He didn't make furniture.

This is a map of Mount Vernon drawn by George Washington himself.

There's nothing there.

<i>Lock it down!</i>

you wouldn't be able to get a few minutes.

Well then, fine! If that's what you want, let's have it out now!

Now I've moved out, we're dividing furniture...

- Yes. - Have you catalogued all of this?

of George Washington. I thought you might want to take a look at this.

[Policeman speaks French]

You're all traitors.

[Gasping] Charles. The debt that all men... men pay.

Ben, look at this.

Mary Surratt was convicted and hanged

Or maybe there was a treasure map like Thomas Gates said there was,

Wasn't until the war ended people started saying, "The United States is."

X-Y-two-three-four-seven-eight-six.

A few minutes? Really

Only way you'll ever see that book is if you get elected president.

It's Patrick Gates' phone. He's calling Ben.

- Go left! Go left! - Hold on.

- Mr. President? - Craig, give us a minute.

Oh, you think this is a treasure map for Cíbola, don't you?

it's going to be me.

We were just talking about you. Ready to turn yourself in?

I won't! You have my word. Just let her go.

You've been in my desk too?

You can have the Boston Tea Tables.

Ben, no, we're not leaving without you.

We both know what has to happen here.

It's on the Internet!

- I want you to do something for me. - It would be a privilege, sir.

Did you see where he went?

- [Siren wailing] - [Tires squealing]

- That's very good. - Thank you.

- They're still behind us. - This phone have a camera?

[Wilkinson] There's nothing. Just a big old black hole.

- [Police siren blares] - What is it?

How do you expect me to respond? I can't let you ruin your life.

- Kennedy assassination. - Shh! We don't have time.

Been a long time. Maybe she lost her memory, won't recognize me.