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Carla, I need keys to the Mini convertible.
You never asked if I dated Dr Cox. You can ask me anything.
Does "hang out" mean choke you?
It was just you and me, all alone, late at night, here in the ICU?
You are going to pay every cent of that $ 700.
That's the kind of girl my ex-boyfriend would have dated.
- Say she's mine, Murphy! - Not till you kill me!
- I wish I could be your assistant. - Say no more.
- Did your brother make you face cake? - Sure did!
do a wet-to-dry dressing change, and go ahead and top him off
I went out with a girl. She was the worst first date.
- I know this looks ridiculous. - I don't think you do.
This thing's dead. That'll be $120.
I've had nothing all day except vodka and olives.
Be honest. Is this the worst first date you've ever been on?
but could you keep it together until we get home and talk about it?
That looks like my neck!
Just like that, love was in the air.
OK, it's time to come clean.
Hey, grouchy pants, want to hang out?
Before I settled on the outfit for my first date with Kylie,