Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Careful with the ship, Spock, she's brand new.
(That's) enough!
I’ll do it in three.
Thanks for the support
Twitter is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
ls the parking brake on?
you are hereby directed to report to Admiral Pike, U.S.S. Enterprise,
Christopher, answer my question.
- Open a channel. - Yes, sir!
- l don't know what you're talking about. - No, l don't suppose you do.
WeIcome back, Ambassador Spock.
(WIND WHOOSHING)
What do you need? Tell me.
The reason you haven't heard of it, Mr. Scott,
He beamed me here so that I could observe his vengeance.
(PANTING)
- Never did get that first name. - FLIGHT OFFICER : You need a doctor.
deserves more pomp and circumstance than we can afford today.
(SCREAMS)
The Romulans are waiting for us, l promise you that.
Good luck.
PIKE : Russian whiz kid, what's your name?
Okay, l'm sure you're just doing yourjob,
(SCREAMING)
(GASPING)
Captain, this man's under the influence
lt's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...
until you turn off that drill.
A life I will deprive you of, just like I did your father.
And fine has variable definitions. Fine is unacceptable.
Then we have nothing left to discuss.
But you're here now, so thank you. Where is it?
l'm Captain Christopher Pike. To whom am l speaking?
WOMAN : He wouldn't even listen! CADET 1 : l just bought a drink.
SULU : l'm telling you, the math doesn't support what you're suggesting.
which we are willing to provide.
- My mouth is itchy. ls that normal? - Well, those symptoms won't last long.
ENERGIZE.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Twenty- two thirty- three zero- four.
Shields up. Red alert.
Do what feels right.
Twenty thousand meters.
Good god man! How fast can you type?
l need everyone to continue performing admirably.
These are the orders issued by Captain Pike when he left the ship.
All l got left is my bones.
Move! This one's closed! Let's go! Get him up!
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McCOY : Why are you so happy?
ACADEMY PRESIDENT : Step forward, please.
(CADETS MURMURING)
ASSEMBLY PRESIDENT : This assembly calls Captain James Tiberius Kirk.
(INAUDIBLE)
(GROANS)
(SCREAMING)
You don't eat anything! You can eat, like, a bean, and you’re done
The contrary, Nero's very presence has altered the flow of history,
Please note the time and date in the ship's log.
a captain cannot cheat death.
and assist in evacuations if necessary.
MAN 1 : Shuttle 37, you're clear forward!
Oh, beyond belief. But it's nothing l can't handle.
KIRK : Spock, don't do that.
And how do you expect us to rescue them
He has lungworms, sir. He couldn't report to his post.
It would be my honor.
on the issue of relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel.
(DOOR OPENING)
(CHUCKLES)
Welcome back, Spock.
Especially after the events of today.
(WHOOPING) One thousand meters!
You know, l haven't seen a reaction this severe since med school.
I want all departments at battle stations and ready in 10 minutes.
(CREW SCREAMING)
I was looking myself in the mirror of my reflection .
- Give me 20 seconds. - MAN ON RADIO : Alert Captain Robau
and purge all emotion,
We have one shot to land on that platform.
PIKE : Hannity, hail the U.S.S. Truman.
starting with yours.
Non- excludability and non- rivalry... Four- thirds pi times the radius cubed.
Good luck.
should he break his promise.
- Was the ship what? - Romulan.
- That's okay? - Yeah, don't worry about it.
Spock, you are Captain now. You have to make...
Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
Spock, there's something I would like you to see.
Uh...
... - let me off of this ship ! - kirk , what's wrong ?
- Excuse me. - Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
- radiation leaks on the lower decks... - KIRK : Okay! All right!
You will come aboard our ship via shuttIecraft.
l am not our father.
You by a do taco bell pepper Spongebob
Numtung?!? I can fix that
ls that a thank- you?
(ON PA) Mr. Spock has resigned commission
Use autopilot.
Council. Ministers, l must decline.
- Take the conn! - CREWWOMAN 1 : Aye, sir.
Sterni! Buckle up!!
We have had no word from Captain Pike.
- We're flying into a trap! - Damn it, Jim, stand still!
- No. - Yeah.
l intend to assist in the effort
- Please, allow me. lt will be easier. - Whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
ROMULAN COMMANDER ON PA : Captain Nero.
Really? Fine job, Mr. Sulu. Well done.
He inferred that universe- ending paradoxes would ensue
Outside, all of you.
- two Cardassian Sunrises and... - Gotta try the Slusho. lt's good.
i can't wait to kick some Romulan ass.
(COUGHING)