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Yes? Did you...

- Excellent point. - Mmm-hmm.

I think we took it out.

- They're real! - (MOUSE CLICKS)

(BUILDING CREAKING)

I heard him screaming, so I went to check,

We should probably run.

You know, we need to be better prepared, just in case.

God, that's loud, huh?

ROWAN: Don't look so surprised.

'Cause we are taking this pretty boy back to the lab.

We can't let the portal close with him still here.

I'll tell you what just happened. We saw a ghost.

The big question is,

how to deliver a Breech birth

(GHOST SCREECHES)

Okay. That's obviously who I meant. That's...

I got a cousin Mookie. He is half as stupid, and he will work for Vienna sausages

They want us to put the cat back inside the bag.

they had each been stabbed to death in their sleep.

- Across the board! It's four! - Abby, Abby...

Why don't you show Miss Gilbert to the door.

Just get in the...

- What's whoa? - Yes.

I do what the good girls don't

I know God makes no mistakes,

And a muffin, thanks.

- And who is on top? - The instructor.

And he's got... He rips that V-neck off, he's got another V-neck underneath it.

The crew of the SS Ourang Medan dies mysteriously.

- Baba Booey! - I... I...

HOLTZMANN: Yeah, my mistake. It was a medium poof.

See, this is, this is exactly...

(STATIC WHINING)

I'm gonna load up the car.

Kevin, it was a ghost.

No-one's being killed around here, correct? No-one's being killed around here, correct?

Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost

Get the baking soda. There you go.

- Wait. Did you say 6th and 26th? - Yeah. Wailing spirits, 6th and 26th.

I don't care what you think, or anyone.

I said, don't answer!

Letting whatever's on this plane

Oh, golly, you two are something.

I just saw him today... Oh.

- It's on the other side. - In Jersey?

- I'll let you. I'll let you. - Next time.

like a garbage truck to hang on to the back of.

Thank you very much for being reasonable.

Well, well, well.

but sometimes you need the Swiss Army.

- Conductors of the Metaphysical... - KEVIN: Okay.

Okay, you know what, I thought we could have an adult conversation,

Get out of my friend, ghost!

Please, follow me.

I think they're dead.

I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang

ERIN: Oh, not you guys again!

What part of small and friendly did he not understand?

You want your little sandwich?

Avid skier. Gluten-full.

If we can get those reactors super-critical inside the vortex,

You opened the basement door. You tried to freak me out.

It would cause a counter reaction.

So whatever it is you puffin ' on

They're mostly dudes.

- Funny. - Erin, we have to... This is not funny.

Actually, we're the Conductors of the Metaphysical...

ABBY: Okay, hello there.

- Yeah. - Yeah. We see her now.

that will make all of our atoms implode?

Smartin Christ?

- It's loud. (CHUCKLES) - It's loud.

She did that every night for almost a year.

So, till we figure out how to best keep the entity,

Aw, women. Always late.

Okay, ladies, let's gear up and hit that Mercado.

Okay, well, you've been doing great work. Well done.

Are back together again, okay?

Got me scared, whoo

REPORTER 1: Ms. Lynch! ABBY: What's that?

- (FART PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS) - (GASPS)

All right, ladies, light 'em up!

- Yeah, you did it. - Yep.

- (SIREN WAILING) - ABBY: Hey!

Enjoy your fun, Ghostbusters.

All right, let's pop some balloons!

Never been good in a fight.

Just sit quietly.

- You have sort of a... - Okay, I just...

My baby moves at midnight

In the aftermath of the events,

We saw a ghost! Oh, my God!

No, it's for walnuts.

Anyone seen my spaceship

Attagirl. Okay, let's go. Go, go, go.

(SINGING ON TV) Ghost Jumpers!

- Your credentials are impeccable. - Thank you, Pat.

This puppy I like to call a Ghost Chipper.

- Let me fix this, then. - PATTY: Well, I...

I can't reach the trigger.

She's doing a marvelous impression of a deflating balloon.

Causing a total protonic reversal.

- I love you. - Man!

Nighttime, my lights on

- No, I'm okay. - ABBY: Don't.

Man, I said cute. Cute!

Ay, wanna hold a couple bands now

- What? Wait. Why? - What?

No. No, no, no, sir. I won't throw it down the drain.

- It's rigid. It's got a lot of teeth. - Girl. Please.

I guess I scared it, because I'm told that I have a very disturbing scream.

Me playing saxophone or me listening to saxophone?

I know what it does.

I'm not afraid, not afraid

It was later discovered

No, he’s gonna say shut up. - He’s not gonna say shut up

Erin, this is just a little bit of grounding so you don't die immediately.

You know what we're gonna do, ladies?

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

NYC Mayor de Blasio is the mayor from Ghostbusters

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Something's up, man.

Hello, Abby. Hello, Abby.

WOMAN ON TV: The mayor's itinerary has been set.

Here, in the meantime...

- I don't like you either! - We got to save our energy.

(ABBY GRUNTING)

No. No, no, no.

And he thinks he's doing you a favor.

ABBY: This is weird. HOLTZMANN: It sure is.

- (LAUGHTER) - Get it. Get it.

what was that thing that threw that man out the window the other day?

The YCH is $450 Fuck You

That was really good. That was really good.

ABBY: It's an advance in science.

- Did you hear the news? - Tell me.

We still don't have enough power to reverse it.

- Okay, ready? - Oh, no.

Ghostbusters? That is not our names. Ghostbusters? That is not our names.

- (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) - (CROWD CHEERING)

Play somethin gentle!

Well, I walked in the light and I lived in the sun

HOLTZMANN: Hold your ponies.

(CROWD MURMURING)

And she appeared to be in a canoe.

(TIRES SCREECH)

Man, what they gonna do, make a fifth one, starring The Rock?

Yeah. It's like when scientists get caught up, you know, in those dumb awards.