Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No one's being killed around here, correct? No one's being killed around here, correct?

Mine was Woman with a Secret.

- (GUITAR PLAYING) - Ha!

We know what we're doing.

You have to get out of the city!

Oh, no. No, that's for you.

who actually thwarted the attack?

My devices energized spectral entities on a nuclear, paramolecular level.

by adding a plasma shield to the RF discharge chamber.

I'm familiar. I know what it means.

And then we will study it and do reports on it.

And a valid science.

Just take the stairs down and get him out.

I'm sorry. Uh, yes. What, um...

Are you saying that I'm not qualified?

I mean, they want us to be quiet about that?

- With the balloon? - Yeah, straight down the barrel.

Nope. I had him yesterday. (SIGHS)

- Patty does wear big earrings. - Patty.

ERIN: I'm gonna try to talk to it.

Okay, um, that intersection right there between 7th and 8th.

- (SHARP CLANK) - Whoa!

I think what they're saying is the cat is out of the bag.

PATTY: That's the express train!

- God! Are you kidding me? - What?

'Ey, 'ey, ladies.

You have done this before, right?

I think I got it. If there's something strange in the...

(FLOOR CRACKLING)

I don't like this on my wall.

ABBY: Okay, but he...

My uncle is gonna be pissed.

And there's never been one substantiated.

- You talking like a boat? - Can you speak English?

Mmm... I don't know.

What is there now?

- Aim the barrel at him. - (GROWLING)

Why am I so flattered that that weird little sociopath bought our book?

- What? - What are you doing?

- Oh... - ERIN: Come on!

And you know what? I don't care that people think I'm crazy.

Uh, what happened?

Is that her boyfriend?

don't cross the streams

Oh, you're combining the two...

- HOLTZMANN: He woke up yesterday. - Great.

- Oh, you didn't... Oh. - I can do it live if you want.

aren't you like, Ooh! The cat is out of the bag!

Right in there!

I didn't think that I would ever really have a friend until I met Abby,

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you,

Well, mission accomplished, ladies.

I'm not. I'm walking with you.

That thing is super ionized!

you're breaking on a daily basis?

Great question.

Uh, I don't think so. I don't really know.

This music is so terrible, it's making him more angry.

- No! - I know how that guy dances.

Oh, uh, yeah. They just kept getting dirty, so I took them out.

We gotta go back there. We've got to shoot directly in the portal with more power.

We're here for the unanswerable questions and, really, to pursue truth.

- What? - Nothing!

Those guns come with instructions?

The Ghostbusters.

It could be everything you dreamed And it's about to be true

I think it might be a ghost.

Rowan, not Kevin!

Eh, did you hurt your face?

- Oh. Did you want to... - I'm sorry.

Something strange in my neighborhood

That's right. No one has opened this door since then.

Oh, I hate coffee.

Yeah, ghost, yeah

No, Dr. Frankenstein,

I've got some questions.

and everyone in this building is going to disintegrate.

(CHUCKLING) Whoa. Hey. Man, nobody ordered a Clark Kent strippergram.

What you doin ' on your back, aah?

Well, his full name is Michael Hat.

and bring it into a controlled environment. That's all!

I am a genius. I see things that no one else does.

Erin, you've had a hard day. Step right up.

Potatoes, tomatoes. It doesn't matter.

Well, I guess the graciousness has run out.

I wasn't gonna leave you twice.

- Right here. This. - Yep.

WAITRESS 1: So, it's your turn.

Call me as soon as you get this.

I just have to say a couple things to the press.

But don't forget you're gonna

Create the vortex.

Not a publication I'd heard of.

I do what the good girls don't

- A ghost? - Do you not know what goes on here, Kevin?

[ Woman Screams ]

Step up to bat and do what you're gonna do.

- (ROARS) - Whoa!

Oh, cream and sugar.

- Thank you. - But...

Just gonna plug these things in here.

Oh, you know what was a good one? Road House.

- Am I shouting? - Yeah.

the beta radiation could 180 the polarity.

You see, I think you're an asset to modern physics,

- My God! - (SHUSHES) I know!

These gentlemen here will get you out of here. Okay?

And here we go!

It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book.

- DR. FILMORE: Never mind! - I don't...

Goes right on till the dawn

- It's 2040. - What?

- No, that is a deadly high five. - No.

Look, I don't go to Chinatown,

Moving, going back to my booth at the MTA,

I get ghost with the big checks

- No, he's gonna say suck it. - He's not gonna say suck it.

- Yeah, I'll take it. - I think it might be the anti-terrorism slogan.

that is the first thing that comes up.

All right. Just read it. Just read it.

And you want to risk it all, what, for him?

Y'all gon' make me act a fool...

(SOFT GROWLING)

Wow! What does it do?

Oh, you mean like Patrick Swayze?

You'll never guess.

Rowan, ya big bully!

Um, I did the actor thing.

I'm gonna go with Ken doll situation.

(EQUIPMENT POWERS UP)

I didn't even know it did that.

I didn't soil myself.

HOLTZMANN: Yeah! Yeah!

Samantha. Hi. How are you?

- (CHUCKLES) - Oh, yeah.

ERIN: It's okay. She seems peaceful.

Is scaring you the most

Let's give 'em a proper New York welcome, shall we?

Crash and burn it all away

Don't you understand? He's using the power to energize them!

But you know what I say, let's jump ahead, uh...

Is right there at your feet, well

KEVIN: Okay, so... (CLEARS THROAT)

When your husband is a bad ass

The thing is, though, there's so many terrific things out there.

(CAR ALARM BLARING)

I will not let the 12-year reputation of this fine institution be besmirched by you!

We started telling ghost stories, and we just kind of bonded right away.

I think the ghost

You have to shut down the power to the whole city!

That took way too long.

Everything okay?

Welcome. Sorry for the mess and for the drama.

You think they got genitals in there? Or is it more of a Ken doll situation?