Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why are you pretending to catch ghosts?

ABBY: Thank you.

Well, I hope you're happy.

- Guys, we're on TV. - Oh. What?

Physics Department Chair at Columbia University,

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

We're the Ghostbusters!

I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang

- Oh. - She was almost hired by CERN.

- We saw a ghost! - Yeah, we saw a ghost!

Go, Kev. Go, Kev.

It catches ghosts and it transports them somewhere else.

In front of me.

Oh, gosh, it sounds like a great time, but I'm gonna have to say no

- It is, isn't it? - It is. I'm sorry.

I prefer something nice and cute, like a friendly little ghost.

(DEEP CHUCKLING, GROWLING)

- (HOLTZMANN CLEARS THROAT) - I'm so sorry I'm late.

- Oh, my God! Look at... - Look at it!

PATTY: That's the train! We got to move!

PATTY: We got to get 'em out of there!

- Going to take off... - ABBY: Come on, Patty. Patty!

but I think he's got that machine up and running again.

(DEEP LAUGHTER)

- Oh! - Hold on!

Anyway, I'll embrace it.

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It's called I'm ma Be Me, and I wouldn 't mind playing you the title track.

- That was really good. - We actually...

He wasn't really Ghostbusters material. He wasn't really Ghostbusters material.

It's been proven that superstitions can have tremendous performance benefits.

(WOMEN GRUNTING)

If you're not gonna move, you're gonna become part of this operation!

Oh, well, that might be something we want to work on. Oh.

Ah, come on, man. Come on, man.

What’s your dogs name? Mike Hat!

- Dr. Bronstein saw this on Reddit. - Hmm.

you can imagine Sir Aldridge entertaining his wealthy guests.

That's a manly name.

he's gonna be able to rip a hole right through that barrier.

preserved both inside and out.

Did we just catch a ghost?

There's a chicken frying itself in the library.

It's me! It's Erin.

(ABBY LAUGHING)

I smoke these ghosts like Backwoods

Here at Columbia University, we 're about real science, discovering truth,

- (GHOSTS LAUGHING) - (MUSIC PLAYING OVER STEREO)

- (SQUEAKING POP) - (GASPS)

- Let's go. - Let's go...

Well, in that case,

I checked to see if we had gas. That was more important.

Yes, he would love to meet you.

ABBY: Erin. Come on, we have finally succeeded

Okay, we're down here! Down here!

This is absolute madness

WAITRESS 2: (SIGHS) Weirdo city.

PATTY: Yo, Erin, shake that off.

It's a full paranormal transferal embodiment.

What publication?

Everybody 'round you start doin ' the most

Play some Stevie Nicks albums, you know?

Ready, aim, fire!

Garbage that needs to be cleaned up.

Okay. Well, that's over.

- Well, that's the acid. - ABBY: Get back to the eyewash station.

Lord are for... Things are wrong!

Right away. Please, all of you.

I'm gonna pass out.

(SIREN WAILING)

How do you just completely ignore my calls and messages for a week?

So you're honestly gonna stand here and tell me that we didn't all see ghosts,

This woman is describing a Class 3 haunting in her house.

Yeah, you do see how this might make us look bad, right?

My name's Erin. With an E.

All right, come on.

More prestigious than Princeton?

(GHOSTS GROANING)

I'm not sure. I mean, it's just a lot of bits and pieces.

But, yes, I'm afraid there is some redness

Feeling a pull and the party's full and you just got to get out

Or mankind will end.

- ABBY: Come inside. - I'm part of the team.

- Oh, man. - ABBY: Kevin!

in the middle of the night online.

Hey, did y'all hire that big dumb dude?

What is it? Did you get something?

- Look at his ears. - Yes, I see.

ABBY: Just try to lure him back to the platform!

(CAMERA CLICKS)

I've been waiting for everyone for a long time. I've been waiting for everyone for a long time.

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Don't get too close to her, Holtzmann.

Looking forward to this metal show.

Oh, you're in no position

- MAN: Hey, come on, man. - I'm sorry. Sorry.

- (SNICKERS) - ERIN: It's my fault, anyway.

HOLTZMANN: Based on the results of the subway field test...

Look at this. Look at it.

This... The magazine was here, so, I don't know,

Do we need this safety light?

Is scaring you the most

You know, you don't usually think about the amount of urine smell.

I feel your pain, Erin.

as the first Chinese gambling den in New York. Did you know that?

- OFFICER: What? - You need to come with us.

Let's light 'em up!

call me ghost girl.

SINGER: Behold the power of the undead!

Usually we can't even get people over here.

(LAUGHS) Oh, my gosh.

Oh, I couldn't disagree more.

- Hi. - (GROWLING)

(SINGING) Huh! Why fear what's around you?

- I tried. - Poorly.

Give that a toss.

Now I shake, shake, shake it with an evil tongue

PATTY: Holtzy! Got you, Holtzy!

- Yes. - ABBY: (WHISPERS) Erin.

Do you wanna know how the story goes or make it up instead?

Baby, if I knew what it was, I wouldn't say a weird sparking thing.

Whatever you need, going forward.

- Our president is a plant. - Oh, my God!

- Hurry, hurry! - Run!

Then we add the reversible psychokinetic energy sync

But still so many more checks to go.

(IMITATES BIRD CHIRPING)

OFFICER: 50 cents a T-shirt.

Well, I'm going to lecture right now

(LAUGHS) Case in point.

Um, good. Really good.

Well it's a sunny day I feel brand new

Well, you know what, I don't have no problem with that.

despite so many eyewitness accounts to the contrary.

You can be like me but I'm a real brat child

Ooh, I'm up for tenure. (MUMBLES MOCKINGLY)

This world cannot be cleansed fast enough.

People always move on.

Now, I'm gonna tell you something a little spooky.

MARTIN: You're telling me

- I don't... (SIGHS) - Okay.

I do what the good girls should never ever, never ever do

- ABBY: Come on! - (ROARS)

ERIN: Supposedly, if you look at sacred sites and weird events all over the world,

Go, Karate Cats.

(ROWAN LAUGHING)

And we don't want to give away any spoilers before the big show.

I... You know what? I just can't watch that.

Agents Hawkins and Rorke are with Homeland Security.

And all of the madness

Found mold in my office, so I gotta move.

PATTY: Maybe you could do two at a time.

Something more familiar?

Okay, well, first of all, that's wrong. We don't hunt ghosts.

- (RUMBLING GROWS LOUDER) - ERIN: Can you hear it?

Booth number one. With the earrings.

We will. And you shouldn't be reading this stuff.

I mean, you know what?

- What? Oh... - (BENNIE GROANS)

When we give someone tenure, they represent this institution.

I would like to see you dance.