Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't you understand? These ghosts kill people!

Well, good news.

These gentlemen are on it. Let the government do their work.

Kevin dabbles in web design.

- (SCREECHING) - 'Cause you're looking for more

What? No, no, no, wait!

You know how that goes.

Um, my name is Erin Gilbert, Doctor of Particle Physics at Columbia...

and the kids at school found out,

All right, all right,

He's all yours.

No, no, no, no. Let him, let him...

I forgot that I had stomach problems.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

- Oh, damn. - I think we may look like chew toys to him.

Abby. We spoke on the phone.

Is scarin ' you the most

T4, if it was poop.

- Yes, that is very important. - Very important.

(GHOST SCREECHES, GROWLS)

This is what ‘legit’ feels like!

- No, no, no... - ERIN: Listen...

And if you were to rank it, let's say between probably a T1 and T5...

I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang

(MUFFLED) Mayor Bradley, it's me!

Well, I'm seeing all three of you.

Okay, that's a dumpster.

I got you, baby! I got you!

This is an institution of higher learning.

This is such an honor to meet you.

- Oh, come on. - PATTY: You know what?

Okay. But this really does look like you.

Here's your chance to work on that.

- (WOMAN TALKING EXCITEDLY) - Whee, oh, slow down. I... What...

Mmm, Ice cream. Mmm.

PATTY: All right, ladies, we got a limited window

Oh, 'cause it crushes the ghost.

Hey, guys, I've been meaning to ask,

- We did. Yeah. - Hello there.

Hey, stop right there!

So, good day to you, sir.

(CLICKS TONGUE) Yes.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

When your friend goes into restaurant 10 minutes to close.

Uh, I'm cool, dude. Yeah.

Don't let Rowan get away!

(SIRENS WAILING)

He rip that V-neck off and he gets it busy, man.

WHEN A ROBOT DOES THE ROBOT... IS IT STILL THE ROBOT? OR JUST DANCING...?

All your friend said was that

The guests are starting to complain.

- Nice! - All right!

Just like to carry it in this box with all my other personal stuff.

They are walking sewage, concerned only with their own trivial matters.

Forgot about my new toys.

Okay, you sweaty freaks.

On the morning of October 25th, 1894, Sir Aldridge awoke, furious,

The one where you were almost killed, remember?

I'm watching you.

Look, I am up for tenure right now.

We may never remember it if we get it, but we do never know to remember. We may never remember it if we get it, but we do never know to remember.

- Excuse me. - Patty,

(HELMET WHIRRING QUIETLY)

Don't let any man tell you otherwise.

- Yeah! - (LAUGHS)

- Is it very bad? - No.

- Worked for... - I'm just gonna... Just real quick.

ABBY: Oh, my God, you killed a Pilgrim.

Say hello to my little...

Bye. There's the door.

- Yes! That's awesome! - What?

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Mayor Bradley, you have to listen to me!

Oh. Is that what one thing's name is? Oh. Is that what one thing's name is?

(IN SOFT VOICE) Oh, God.

Basement door is open.

Oh, thank you for everything you did. You saved us all.

Erin, if you don't believe in this stuff anymore,

Of course you need my permission. I wrote that book with you.

I'm telling you, it used to take so long

When your husband is a bad ass

- (FAINT RUMBLING) - Oh, no.

and it can unlock the mysteries of the universe.

(Metal Squeaking Continues)

- What? - It's on Books on Tape, too.

So whenever I say, Go, you just do that.

It's the first place in New York that they electrocuted people.

- Can I help you? - Yes. Hi.

Oh. He covered his eyes.

- Martin Heiss. Okay, okay. (SHUSHES) - Okay.

You truly scare me. I just want to let you know that.

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

- Well, I didn't ask for that. - Well, in that case, I'll send up some cream.

We didn't get anything.

Except that you're right.

- MAN: Do it, do it, do it. - 'Cause I am...

And 100% jazzed to meet you.

Dr. Heiss, you're a highly regarded scientific authority.

...was awesome!

Um, you know, are you seeing anyone right now?

Y'all gon' make me go all out

- Buddy. - (SNAPS FINGERS) Yes, I can, boss.

Oh, you gonna get it now!

Okay, Patty, stay still!

Theater. Downtown. Downtown.

Oh... (CHUCKLES)

- What? - Knock it off.

- (CLEARS THROAT) Hi. Excuse me. - Hold on.

Uh, more important question. When did you have time to get a sandwich?

You stay away from Taft.

I'm the historian at the Aldridge Mansion, and I believe it's haunted.

No, no, no, let's... You're right. We should...

(GASPING) Okay...

(BOTH LAUGHING)

We sell the restaurant.

It's happening.

- (SIZZLING) - (GARRET GASPS)

- Boo. - (SCREAMS)

authorities are still trying to understand

- An AP-xH shift. Yes! - Shift.

What are you doing?

That got you thinkin ' that you Superman...

Oh, you know what? You know what I thought...

(FRANK SCREAMING)

We gotta cross 'em up, and we've got an extremely good shot

Never say that word.

I'd talk to you at an AA meeting.

She's a brilliant engineer and very loyal.

You can get your kicks, but I'll get mine first

There's sightings all over the city.

- That was... I'm a little proud of us. Uh-oh. - Yes.

so let me know if you need some MetroCards.

I don't understand how I get wrapped up in this stuff.

- Yeah, I know how to get out. It's figurative. - It's really not that hard.

I do what the good girls don't

Come on, Rowan, show yourself!

- Thank you. - Nice.

You're right. I'm sorry.

(GHOSTS WHOOSHING)

but I believe he may have been drunk when he built Gertrude's personality.

- Stop painting. - I'm so sorry.

(GONG RINGS LOUDLY)

I don't even know how you got that. I thought I burned both copies.

and then just throw 'em out and then start over every month, yeah.

And super not-benign!

Bend your knees to compensate for the extra kickback.

- Downtown? - ERIN: Yes, yes. In here.

if you want to just turn your head.

What did I tell you? Pin it to your bra strap. That's where mine is, and it...

- (WHOOSHING) - (ABBY LAUGHS)

Yeah, that's me.

ERIN: Hello. Hi.

Let's be safe, though.

- Good morning, Jack. - Hi.

Did you gag Hannah. We need her quiet

I'm sorry, hello? Who are you?

Oh, my God! They're showi ng the video! We famous! We famous.

I know you're getting real comfy in your Kevin skin suit,

ERIN: If the cat is outta the bag, you can't put it back in!

(STEAM HISSING)

I suggest you use them.

Now, if you'll excuse me, my class will be here any minute.

Oh, when I was looking for you guys, I looked in that deli over there.

PATTY: Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

- (GROWLS) - Okay, this is not good.

I'm talking about your book.

And if you'll follow me...

- We all did it. - We all did it.

- The eyes. - All right, Holtzmann.

- Erin... - I'm sorry!

- I'll take a visual. - No! I can't let him.

You should be dancing, yeah

we successfully trapped a Class 3 vapor.

6th and 26th. 6th and 26th. Okay.

- We all did it. - ABBY: Well, uh...

(INHALES SHARPLY)

at your stupider college.

Please don't be like the mayor in Jaws.

ABBY: We got another Class 4,

- (MUSIC STOPS) - Ooh.

It's a PKE meter.

We were just doing some experiments over here.