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But it really makes me feel good
Why don't you call and make an appointment?
You spell science with a Y ''.
Hey! There you are.
Follow me.
Where is it?
The Aldridge Mansion.
Holtzmann, I am beyond impressed.
- Here is your coffee, Abby. - Thank you.
- But I'm saying the cat's already out. - I know. I know it's out.
Oh, boy.
This is my mentor, Dr. Rebecca Gorin.
- Kevin. You got the job. - Hmm?
You have a good day, all right?
- You shoot like girls. - 12 o'clock!
Whew!
"I've got some questions."
I got to get in there, set up. Let's go on a tour.
and I'm pretty sure it's compacting my spinal column, but...
And I understand that, but let me tell you something.
And we have actually done it.
You know what? You come with me.
Yeah, I know. It was so awesome.
It does?
First, how does it feel wasting tax payer money and government resources
The first sentence is, This is not a joke.
Low blood sugar is serious!
Oh, we're dancing? Okay.
(CRACKLING)
Very funny.
But my concern is, I feel like the cat is sort of already kind of out of the bag.
And all the other kids were, you know, getting drunk and going to parties,
HOLTZMANN: Okay.
I got a tub of soup, and I got one split wonton.
A few months ago, we spent eight nights at the Chelsea Hotel.
Sure.
You guys, this is exactly how I pictured my death.
ABBY: Oh, God, he's really going for it.
- OFFICER: Go! Go! Moving out! - (SIRENS WAILING)
No, I don't have a cat.
(ALL GASPING)
So there is a body?
Co-author of Ghosts from Our Past:
(ROARING)
- I combined a couple of Swayze movies. - ERIN: Yeah.
- Erin, please get in. - ERIN: Holtzmann, this is not the time.
And I love you. Thank you.
Ghosts are real! Ghosts are real!
- (LOW GROWLING) - HOLTZMANN: Uh-oh.
And we are rolling.
and I'm sure, on paper, flooding New York City with ghosts
A sample?
'Cause that's a creepy-ass Macy's Parade.
You found my pipe.
- It's fine. - (ABBY CHUCKLES)
(SINGING) Abby, come and get your sandwich
Likeness that you fear the most
We just want to shove that damn cat back in the bag.
Really?
(PKE METER BEEPING RAPIDLY)
But it cannot answer the essential question of what is our purpose here.
Yeah!
Hey. That's a dope jacket, man. I got that jacket.
that's a dead man or a gringo like me
when his breakfast was not waiting for him.
souls which have been cast aside.
A game changer, yes.
You know what? I got to get this thing on film.
- I will slap you as... - (BOTH GRUNT)
Oh, I accept your tenure. (LAUGHS)
Erin.
Oh, yeah.
He did. He called me sobbing, saying, Oh, my God, my pants are toast.
Thanks for the upgrade.
Yeah, just make sure you're recording it.
(GHOSTS GROWLING)
Stop playing like you don't.
Mmm-hmm. Well, that sounds like
It was just another publicity stunt by these incredibly sad and lonely women.
Erin!
We need help around here.
You didn't tell me about a book that you wrote,
No.
You ain't rapped long enough to be foolin ' with me
- All right. - Okay.
(ROARS)
Whoo!
- Mayor. - MAYOR BRADLEY: Oh!
I had a good job at the MTA.
(ALL STRAINING)
Uh, hi. Hello. Sorry, I didn't know anyone else was here.
Suck it
inside that thermos?
plus Holtzy's hollow beam to this baby, and voilà.
but I know New York.
ERIN: Wow.
- Oh, that one. - Yep.
Um, Aldridge Mansion. Um, Upper West Side. Yes? 70... 72nd.
(RUMBLING STOPS)
- That's great. - Yeah, we'll put them on in the car.
"Exactly. I'm wrong about everything."
You were never getting invited! You were never getting invited!
Yes, please, have a seat.
Hey, hey, hey
All right. I should be going.
I call it the nutcracker.
- Oh, God, it stinks. - Just a big, beautiful dummy.
We stalk them. And we are very close to trapping one soon.
I'm glad I didn't know any of you when you were alive,
Casper?
Crash and burn it all away
Along with a ghost emoji now, thank you very much,
Listen, we're scientists.
Whoo! (GRUNTS)
- (TRAIN HORN BLOWS) - You guys might want to hurry up.
- He's creating a vortex. - A vortex.
A couple quick questions for my blog.
Look what Mr. Cuckoo Pants has been reading at the beach. No.
Bennie, don't get weird on me, okay?
Hey, how's this containment unit?
Kevin. Hi, can you answer the phone, please?
(LAUGHS)
Um, interesting fact. This grandfather clock was on the Titanic
It was my mother's.
You know what?
ABBY: Okay.
And, to me, the purpose of life is to love.
And the universe shall bend before your will.
If there's something strange
Get ghost
That is more and more unsettling.
Only, I know how to read.
This is reckless, Jillian.
We may never know.
(PANTING)
I think the ghost
Oh, no. Are you kidding?
Hey, you're not supposed to be down here, man. Only subway...
Sorry to interrupt, but I need to speak to you about something you wrote.
I bet you he pop locks. I bet you...
Let's start light and easy.
(ROARING)
Wait, are you saying Martin Heiss?
(GASPING)
But I'm busy getting ghost, I ain 't never around
No, no, no, I don't really think that's a good idea.
Oh, well, um, lots of different jobs.
Uh, the Stonebrook Theatre?
No! No!
Look, I know it probably sounds like we're making this up.
The human brain, you know, it can only handle so much.
(SINGING) If there's something strange in the neighborhood
Якщо виглядати гарно- це злочин, то винна за усіма звинуваченнями.
in the big hall.
- Oh. - (ABBY EXHALES)
I hate to DeBarge in. (LAUGHS)
Don't mind if I do.
Then you must've been afforded the basic dignity and respect of a human being,
There's a ghost in that thing, and I want it.
I don't allow my lab to submit to journals anymore.
- Wait, you have it? - (ABBY EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
No feet on the table, please.
Checking the settings. We look good.
I kinda wish I could've seen it, man.
I just haven't had the appropriate proximity to an entity for it to work.
(CHUCKLES) Still don't believe me.
Charge the lines.
Hi, ma'am. If you're waiting for takeout, you should really wait downstairs.
Wait...that is a gecko.
but it's time you hop out.
Get ghost
because it just seemed too random to have any merit.
What do those look like to you?
that was talking about the cataclysms! This is him!
and yet, people lose interest and put it back in.
I saw Pilgrims. Ghost Pilgrims.
Exactly. I'm wrong about everything. (CHUCKLES)
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
and you guys know a lot about this science stuff,
Okay, I'm calling this in.
- Come on, move! - Move!
Ozzy rocks! Whoo!