Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. Here we go.

She's corkscrewing me!

that attracts and amplifies paranormal activity.

(TIRES SCREECH)

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

- (ABBY WHOOPS) - (HOLTZMANN BABBLING EXCITEDLY)

- Man, he rip that... - And you're like, Get it off me.

Wait, wait, I got 'em! They're in my hand!

- REPORTER 2: Ms. Lynch! - What? Wait, why?

I think it looks nice. Right?

- You were right. - THOMAS: You know...

- Excuse me? - I'm sorry. That's the rent?

U Said Slimer, Not Virus

Second floor is mine.

(SINGING) Come out, come out wherever you are

And take the end seat. Good.

- REPORTER 3: Is New York in trouble? - Everything is fine.

- Yeah, the sugar's in there. - Sugar's in it.

What just happened?

So, tell me, were you born a fraud, ghost girl?

(GHOSTS HOWLING)

I hope you understand that when we give someone tenure...

- Come on! - PATTY: Move, move, move!

- Watch it. - Stop it, Kevin.

and that's when the thing was tossing Fernando all around the room.

(MAN CRYING, BABBLING IN SPANISH)

(RUMBLING, WHOOSHING)

Yo, what about that nuclear thing on top of the car?

I can borrow a car from my uncle,

Just put your thumb on that red trigger button there.

See if you can shut that thing down.

Abby and I just dismissed this theory

was that terrorists drugged all of the water with hallucinogens.

Is it more or less disgusting if I tell you it came from the front?

They're coming!

and now everyone's saying you're some sort of crazy ghost hunter.

Uh, have you seen a Class 4, semi-anchored entity anywhere in the vicinity?

- Gear up, you guys. - No, you're not. Don't.

Hope you checked to see there wasn't a body in the back.

- ABBY: Not you, Phil. - Erin!

Hey, that man went out the wrong door.

Once you pop...

My woman keeps me warm

I'm gonna use it to make a proton shotgun.

ABBY: One down. No cat.

He's too strong.

that we're asking all of the applicants.

Uh, what have you been doing with your whole life?

pushed a bunch of buttons.

That looks like dishwater and one shrimp, and I think it's...

- Grab it, grab it. - Wait.

(SIGHS) Teaching in the big hall. Big day.

I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang

- (DEVICE WHIRRING) - Whoo!

That book was our baby.

And I will get on that letter.

I mean, all morning, I've been reading about this stuff.

- that does a little dance. - You know what?

You're hired. (LAUGHS)

Oh, please. (LAUG HS)

- What? Fission scorch down here? - (PKE METER BEEPING)

- Oh, boy. - And I can just...

Come on, Kevin. Let's go.

Don't want to waste a cup of coffee.

Up in here, up in here

Poppins - hooray!

It's said that, in this very room, P.T. Barnum first had the idea to enslave elephants.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

because I'm thinking a lot of hair loss.

that they'd just be like, Shoot him. We using too much electricity.

- I didn't open it. Did you open it? - I did not open it.

The box said the color was called Garfield.

I got some newly printed circuit boards, and I rebuilt the superconducting magnets.

I told you that there would be people out there that loved our work.

I'm so goddamn happy you two are back together.

No. This is even before it was a building.

Is scarin ' you the most

- All right. - Don't do that.

Erin, this is what we have dreamed about since we were little kids.

KEVIN: Hey, guys, check it out!

I think it might be a ghost.

- Um, seeing anyone? - ERIN: Yeah.

We're incredibly close on the hollow laser for the reverse tractor beam.

(GARRET EXCLAIMS)

What a ding-a-ling. I forgot to introduce.

I don't need your permission.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

It's unfortunate that we have these former ties with Ms. Gilbert.

we got to turn in the body if there's one in there.

Who can you call?

PATTY: Well, I guess he going to Queens.

This is a little rough. It's in its early stages. Got to be honest.

- maybe a couple of logos for us. - Uh-huh.

Erin, you're making us look bad right now.

- That is strange. - HOLTZMANN: I think I know why.

Ghost Tits was my nickname in middle school.

- Yeah, that was... - That was, like, so real.

Teaching in the big hall. Big day.

Okay, power up.

Thank you for asking.

You know, it's really easy to just sit there and be the naysayer,

Because, during the night, one by one,

Okay, I need y'all to get out the way! We need to get up those aisles!

Later days. Can you hear this? Let me turn it up.

- Salad. - Salad.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

We spoke to Dr. Harold Filmore,

- Where is that? - ABBY: Back by the bathroom. Left.

(ABBY CLEARS THROAT)

(GLASS BOTTLE CLINKS)

Um, sir, we don't have a lot of time.

Can I ask why no glass?

Kevin. Yeah. Kevin. Yeah.

Okay, somebody really doesn't want us getting in that door.

Okay, stop what you're doing.

(SIGHS) Oh, man...

Erin just learned she's being published.

I mean, how often does that happen?

- Put it... Put it down... Oh, my God. - Fired!

You didn't think I was gone when there's so much left to do, did you, Abby?

So he called to his servants, but none of them responded.

Can you answer the phone that's ringing, please?

Was that there before?

at doing the thing that we have talked about since we were little kids.

Where did he go?

- (SIGHS) - (CREAKING)

When you start getting done it's time to get ghost

Oh. Is that what this thing's name is? Oh. Is that what this thing's name is?

I think we may look like Spongebob character's to him

and, you know, that first... You know when...

Would you be able to describe it to us?

Got it. Uh, Conductors of Metamucils and Stuff.

That's a double negative!

- HOLTZMANN: Yes! - Oh, God!

That's Ed's son. Ed Junior.

With a suit on and you get so cocky.

- I don't want this ghost on my wall. - MAN: No ghost.

- Wait a minute! - No!

BOTH: Who was on the phone?

Hey! There's the Erin I remember. Welcome back.

I know everyone is anxious, but we have to be patient.

As you can see from my calculations,

You are killing me. Erin.

And then later, in the lab, when we were reviewing these tapes...

I'm watching you!

No, no, no. What is it?

(DEEP GROWLING)

I mean, I could smell it.

People can rest assured that these women are fake.