Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just don't hit Patty anywhere important.

Shut it down and send the funds Brandon.

It's our hot and sour shrimp soup.

I spoke with Martin Heiss earlier.

You are a genius, Patty.

is a blight on this university.

- Who threw him out the window? - (SIREN WAILING)

Who thought it would be funny to put Earl in that old lady's back?

I hope that's a water chestnut.

- Okay, that's clearer. - MAN: Yeah.

and this one's even more ionized than the one at the Aldridge Mansion.

Um... Oh, I know what you're talking about.

Come on, we got you!

And y'all encouraging him.

I'm a Ghostbuster.

Wait, wait, wait. You mean that thing you were talking about that's so powerful

Behind these are millions of souls,

Garret here saw it on Tuesday, and I believe it made him soil himself.

Oh, my God, you guys. This is the dude that was at the subway

When your husband is a bad ass I'm in a hide and seek tournament and we are in the semis

We're still assessing what type of containment method we're gonna use.

They'll always ignore you.

And it's not stopping!

Okay. That looks like it's got some merit.

(EXHALES) Let's go.

- Ah, not my slippers. - HOLTZMANN: It's hydrochloric acid.

Uh, maybe something stationary. Like a bull's-eye.

Nobody hurts Kevin, man! Nobody hurts Kevin!

Yes. Hold my hand longer.

So we just are gonna fake-arrest you now.

- You know what? I want to make a toast. - (CLINKS GLASS)

We're not gonna find another one that pretty.

Couldn't figure that out, either. Call me when you figure that out.

I did a lot, actually.

and she was standing at the foot of my bed,

ERIN: It's working!

(DEEP CHUCKLING)

when you don't actually do anything.

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

Can I have my lunch that I've been waiting an hour for?

It's basically, like, we're both using the same science.

Who the shit is this?

Like, he's sitting behind you, making some pottery?

Like the peaceful trade between the Lenape Indians and Captain Warren.

What the hell am I doing in New York?

but we happen to like the world the way it is.

That's not mine!

We're gonna catch a ghost, we're gonna bring...

that this building is built in the same place

I would love to see it.

will be flogged within an inch of their life and then left on the street to die like a pig.

That's probably the radiation.

Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter.

You've caught a ghost. I can't see it.

- I found this in a box when we were moving. - Oh, no.

(ABBY SCREAMING)

Please! Get out!

Who you gonna call?

When these barriers are destroyed,

My... Get off of me!

Kevin, I'm really gonna need you to try a little harder. Okay, buddy?

You're like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Do you see that?

Uh, It came with the shirt

- (LOW RUMBLING) - Oh. Ah.

He's gonna be the third scariest thing on that train.

which I have been denied.

Crash and burn it all away

(ABBY MOANING SPOOKILY)

ERIN: I think those machines are making them stronger!

I've dedicated my life to it.

How can you be eating right now?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

And they used a chromium alloy for the hull. (SCOFFS)

I hate doing that.

Is everything a joke to you guys?

This is my job. I'm gonna get fired!

Let's split up, and if you see anything, get on the walkie.

My name is on it.

- Yes. - I almost got killed.

- What? - Unless you ate something weird.

Ghostbuster, who you gonna call?

(POUNDING ON DOOR)

Jaxon running out of Apple juice..

I thought it was gonna kill him. I shrieked when I saw it. I...

Now I die for the night 'cause the days are done

I just came down to get some ice.

Ah, Dr. Gibbons. (CHUCKLES)

- He just started figuring out the phones! - Yeah.

So go back upstairs to your little dim sum tea party, okay?

Welcome to the glory days of New York City.

(PIANO PLAYS MELODY)

I do what the good girls should never ever, never ever do

- We got a ghost in there. - Whoo!

you stopped in to get a sandwich?

ERIN: Uh, it came with the shirt.

Was it perfect?

'Ey. Come on, man.

And check this out!

Can I bring my suitcases up?

It's like it was part of a miniature cyclotron.

You can see clearly there's something in the picture that isn't easily explained.

- (WOMEN GASP) - (GROWLS)

- Okay, Erin, come here. - ABBY: Let me document this.

Yep, you sure can.

I thought they would've been happy about that.

Asher told to take his medicine

(STUDENT CONTINUES MUTTERING, BANGING ON VENDING MACHINE)

You carry a lot of tension in your shoulders.

(PHON ERINGING)

Guys, look, as much as I would like to have him here to look at...

You know, an aquarium is a submarine for fish.

Sweet, sweet Kev. The two are unrelated.

JENNIFER: It's just a trick.

She would not abandon you.

Is he going on the tracks?

Except for Kathy. She doesn't get it.

ROWAN: What form would you prefer I take?

- Watch it! - Stop, Kev.

Yep, it is. I have another option, though.

- Abby, hang on! I'm coming! - What is she doing?

If you could just come take a look.

Let me have the camera. Thank you.

Oh, no, it's not. It's just a bird.

ERIN: Because he doesn't believe us.

- I'm being specifically clear. - Let me. Let me.

If there's something weird and it don't look good

The police are already on their way.

what happened in Times Square and throughout the city.

I mean, I was in a hurry.

not lying for a sad moment of fame.

It's a Swiss Army knife.

Look at the ceiling to the floor height!

- Holtzmann? - Yup.

Okay, well, books can't fly. And neither can babies, so...

and y'all won't have to lug all this heavy equipment around.

That's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

that you are frauds.

I have really bad knees.

You know they make smaller headphones now, right?

And I know the phones aren't ringing off the hook right now, but they will be.

ABBY: Just be cautious.

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

- Oh, thank you. That's very nice. - All right.

THE RENT IS $21,000 A MONTH FUCK YOU!

Get out of the city! Get out of the city!

ERIN: How's it going over here?

But they're okay, right?

Oh, it's like Mardi Gras in there.

ABBY: It's catchy. ERIN: It's good.

Well, that sounds very scary.

Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimes?

ABBY: Yeah, I'd say so.

"I'm wrong about everything."

We just want to shove that cat back into the bag.

- Yeah. Yes, that's smart. - Yes.

I'll have you know that I walked over to the power box,

If you turn around, you'll see me. I'm right behind you.

I got the ghost

- Come on! - Holtz?