Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh! Ding dong. (LAUGHS)

That... It just makes me feel so warm and tingly inside.

- Yeah. - Who can afford that?

- I can't. It's in the fish tank. - Uh, no.

I mean, wonderful things that are worth living for.

im the cum monster i want to drink all of your cum mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

GARRET: Excuse me! Excuse me!

- We want the visual! - No, no, this is very helpful.

Uh, Jillian Holtzmann, Radio Times.

- physical results. - (PHONE RINGING)

- I don't know what I was thinking. - All right.

I think the word we're looking for is apocalypse. Apocalypse.

You know what I'm saying, like, just a wind...

How does it take you an hour to go up one flight of stairs?

- Ley lines. - Ley lines.

Oh, Lord, have mercy.

All right, move, people! I need to get down that aisle!

- Really? - Yeah.

instead of turning her in to the police,

We like him, despite his many, many frustrating quirks.

Polar bear on 63rd and 5th Avenue.

That is strange. That is not what he said. That is strange. That is not what he said.

Fernando was down here when something crawled out of a wall vent, and...

Well, let's get these barriers destroyed, shall we?

Ain't no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts.

[ High-Pitched Scream ]

Oh. Is that what that thing's name is? Oh. Is that what that thing's name is?

When it comes to these ghosts, we'll take it from here.

then why were you looking for the book?

Shoot. You know what? You're not gonna get that treat today.

an army of the undead will return to pester the living.

Uh... When we were risking our lives, trying to save New York City,

I have someone I want you to meet.

- Yeah. - And go to town.

- PATTY: Oh, my God. - We got to get 'em out of there.

Wankers! Black Sabbath did that shit in '74.

We'll take it from here. Thank you.

Absolutely. Yes, I will. Yes, of course!

- Power us up. - Okay.

1 second rule… Don’t cross the streams

It's gonna turn that portal into a giant ghost trap.

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

and we're like, Uh, that's stupid. (CHUCKLES)

There's not even any meat in there. That's just a carrot.

I believe in ghosts 'cause I just saw one!

We're... Yes. We're the Ghostbusters.

Guys, we haven't had customers, anyway.

(PEOPLE GRUNTING)

Want your Little sandwich?

A little help, please?

Holtzmann. Virgo.

Please do not answer.

PATTY: The portal's closing!

So we've been investigating this extremely quietly.

It's, unfortunately, the only way to draw attention to good science.

All right, man.

I've been waiting for everyone for a long time.

This cannot be the best option for people.

Play something gentle!

All right, let's narrow his path.

This is a bad idea.

And ass-kissing.

I'm in a hide-and-seek tournament, and we are in the semis.

Run! We're gonna lose it! Come on!

My God! I mean, that power surge really held him.

Actually, we'd like you to continue to study this subject,

- Okay. - Kevin. Oh. (CHUCKLES)

- Darling, that's wonderful. - I know.

it's an unusually powerful spot.

Look what you made me do!

You don't know. I'll tell you what.

(CROWD CH EERING)

But once the cat is out of the bag,

- Where'd it go? Where'd it go? - There!

- Who are you guys? - Official business.

Who's the flying beefcake?

about the people who shot the video.

I'm kidding. You were gone two seconds.

But I assure you, whoever is responsible for this

The world is on your shoulders

Ow! That's gonna leave a mark!

(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM)

ERIN: Patty, stay still.

All right, well, what do you think?

Has been a while, hasn't it?

I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs, so...

Yeah. Like Patrick Swayze.

Uh, why don't you go back to your mother's basement where you live?

We are the Beasts of Mayhem! Huh!

(DOOR CREAKING SOFTLY)

- You know what? You know what? - Right?

KEVIN: Oh, for fun.

MAN: (ON TV) Tonight, the Ghost Jumpers make contact with the ghost of Bigfoot.

'Cause, otherwise, there'd be mass hysteria.

That's why I've made a table of treats.

Proton guns are all well and good,

She's a scientist.

We're actually gonna discuss everything just for a second,

You're Erin Gilbert, right?

- ...is... - ...normal.

Hey, good luck on your tenure review. Make me proud.

We cannot keep carrying that equipment up here.

That's not so good.

Yeah. It's hard to shine that penny, but yeah.

I'm just gonna disconnect his phone.

And ass-kissing

they locked her in this basement.

Abby? You in there?

She's getting away! Come on!

A Romanian woman and her child were forced to leave the lifeboat to make room.

On that horrifying note, thank you all so much for coming.

I'm in a hide and seek tournament and we are in the semis

it was one of the most elegant homes in existence.

You need some food. Your moods have been real bad, yo.

And if my colleagues at Columbia University google my name,

All right, ladies.

PATTY: You want to use the bathroom,

All right, well, how 'bout you take us across the street.

Uh, Abby transferred to my high school, junior year.

Man, I got a cousin Mookie.

This is the last face… You ever seen

No, implode is the wrong word. It'll be more violent than that.

Want your Little sandwich

Kids is mean, man. But I believe you.

In your neighborhood

I'm not going with you guys.

an illusional meta-physious, spectro-mian.

Hey! That worthless garbage belongs to this school!

Let me guess, Get out?

- Wait, what? What? - I don't want to talk to him.

I mean, you got soup,

Anyone seen my spaceship

- (STUTTERS) What EVP? - No. Not... There's no EVP.

and congratulations, I've decided to become a Ghostbuster.

They will return to pester the living with unspeakable pain and torment.

He has major anxiety problems.

Why don't you hold while I connect you to someone who might care.

- He's with the Council for Logic and Data. - Okay.

Trust in your abilities,

Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway

You're the only one that can do something. Don't...

I wasn't just gonna leave you twice.

I do what the good girls should never ever, never ever do

PATTY: Grab her!

Who cares what anybody else is saying about us?

It feels like the slime is after me, personally.

Oh, you can't see anything.

And what's upsetting about that is I don't think you know that that's wrong.

(LIP SYNCING) When it feels like

We want to thank you for your discretion.

Oh, God. I don't have time to try to explain why that's not going to happen.

from Dr. Branum at Princeton.

So, how did y'all get into ghosts? Did one of you see one?

Pure muscle. Oh, and baby-soft skin.

Aim for the silver canisters.

They coming busting in

Is it more or less disgusting if I tell you it came from the front?

and we probably don't really look like legitimate scientists.

I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio of wontons to broth.

Unlike Columbia, this institute is 100% behind us.