Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But sometimes you need the Swiss Army.

No, I know that's what they're saying.

- No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna kill you, Abby. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Is this a joke?

Oh, come on! Suddenly this place has a classy reputation to uphold?

So, what do we think of these Ghostbusters? Are they to be taken seriously? And...

Please, come sit down. Take that one.

I got his ass! Here I am.

Dr. Martin Heiss, the famed scientist and paranormal debunker?

- Hi. Hi. - Hi.

Uh, we don't want mass hysteria either.

'cause I don't enjoy any of you, especially you.

(SINGING) Who you gonna call when you feel all pent up inside your head?

The portal's too strong.

Oh, impressive.

Oh, dear brave men and women of the protection services industry,

Stop booking travel so fast I'm so sorry

Eye contact from the (Paw patrol the mighty movie Trailer 2023)

- Okay. Well, we should probably... - Hmm.

We gotta get something to eat. We gotta find that Basset Hound.

That one's not ready. It's yours when it is.

Three hits on the six, there's a number that you dial

I think you're looking for a different Erin Gilbert.

- Hi. - (MAN WHOOPS)

MAN: Whatever, freak show. Just do it.

Uh, why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?

(DEEP LAUGHTER)

Okay, if he gets one of his machines in there and it's big enough,

Yeah, I can put some light on that.

Enjoy the show.

- We are legitimate scientists. - Let me interrupt you.

You have to stop kissing this.

Dr. Roberts. Robert, hello.

- I... My ears just... - Mine just popped, too.

Why don't I see ghosts flying around everywhere?

- (BURPS) - (GROANING)

- ERIN: Okay. - Jesus.

Come on. Let's go!

What's next? You gonna give me a wedgie?

(PKE METER WHIRRING)

Well, if it's a crime to look good, guilty as charged.

I love the hair, by the way. Makes you look a lot older.

- All stolen. - No...

CROWD: (CHANTING) Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!

I would've used aluminum, but I'm crazy.

- (OFFICERS SHOUTING) - (GUNS COCKING)

(TRAIN HORN BLOWS)

If I had a flying baby, I'd zip this, and so would you.

- we only got a couple of minutes. - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

I wasn't just gonna leave you twice. I wasn't just gonna leave you twice.

I was born to be a Ghostbuster, all right?

We are not gonna be quiet about that.

(BEE GEES' YOU SHOULD BE DANCING PLAYING)

- HOLTZMANN: Slap me. - (LAUGHING) Okay.

If it doesn't work, we can just swing it around and break stuff,

Too sexy for academia?

I think he's mechanical from, like, the rib cage down.

Well, I bet all that screaming tuckered him out.

ERIN: It's always the sad, pale ones.

She specializes in theoretical particle physics.

PATTY: Fourth Cataclysm. Yeah. ERIN: Oh.

Haven't been able to.

A ghost threw him out the window.

PATTY: I guess some people actually do know what we did.

I just want to say what an exciting moment this is.

Okay, Erin, on my cue.

Forget this, man!

(LOUD RUMBLING)

- What? - Put it down. Carefully.

we have seen multiple Class 4 malevolent apparitions.

Well, the best kind of loving is the one that hurts

I've been a-dancing in a devil's dirt

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Okay, we are on the cusp of something here, a real discovery.

- Really? - (CAMERA CLICKS)

Oh, there hasn't? There hasn't been one...

She thinks that's a sliding door.

Well, I think it's touched my skin, and it's given me a rash.

Now, you're complicated

ABBY: What the hell is that thing?

Crash and burn it all away

Okay, we believe in provable,

You know, talk to other people, and we will hire who is most qualified, okay? Deal?

If everybody knew what was going on, you know, there'd be a panic.

You have been bullied your entire life.

It's gonna maximize flexibility during hand-to-specter combat.

I'd put that at a T3.

(Creaking Continues) - (Metal Squeaking)

he sealed it shut.

That means you are afraid of ghosts.

It's a Swiss Army knife

I tried the police, but I just sound crazy.

HOLTZMANN: Okay, so it's your standard-issue haunted building.

Abby, why don't you let her listen to the EVP.

Anyway, if you could just mosey around, you'll probably bump into it.

You don't find him attractive?

ROWAN: Over here.

How may I help you?

There's a ghost anywhere around here, this baby's gonna find it.

Okay, so, that little asshole over there is the target.

Hey, how you doing, sir? Got a Metro...

- Just for business purposes. - Business purposes only.

for when the next train arrives,

- EVP is electro... - Electro voice phenomenon.

ABBY: I have now moved above you, and you still can't help me out.

Come on, Rowan, get out of him!

(GHOSTS WHOOPING)

I'm pretty sure none of it is supposed to be in the subway, though.

Do it in the right place, with enough power, and there goes the barrier.

- (SPRAY PAINT HISSES) - Wait, wait. Hey! Seriously? For real?

The cat has been out of the bag before,

There is no experimental backing for anything in that book.

Sorry, Lansing.

'Cause I'm telling you right now, if I see two twins from The Shining,

And I don't want to piss off the ghost.

I got it at the dumpster yesterday.

and was saved by Sir Aldridge.

Not bad, ghost girl.

What year is it?

- Ah. - Uh-oh, Kev. Stop, Kev.

Bye. There's the door.

It's A Full Paranormal Transferal Embodiment.

- I thought it was Devo. - (MUSIC STOPS)

- We saw a ghost. - We saw a ghost!

But, I mean, there is kind of a glass is half full aspect of it.

they were murdered by his eldest daughter,

All right, I would like to remind everybody here

there's a perfectly nice bathroom upstairs at Starbucks.

- Oh, guys, we got to get a car. - PATTY: Come on, baby.

I think the balloon popped my ear!

there is a ghost

- Yeah. - We did.

I wish we still had this presentation.

- That is strange. - That is not what he said.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

Come on, girl. You deserve every wonton in the world.

You can't do that, Holtzy!

- Welcome aboard. - KEVIN: Cool.

You're standing in the acid.

The thing is, this isn't really a club. It's a scientific research group.

- Now is not the time to be messing with... - No.

If you could just chuck me down my own proton pack, that'd be great.

(FLAME WHOOSHES)

Then he screamed and went back into a coma.

- Ed Mulgrave? - Yes.

- It's devastating. - (SIGHS)

Phyllis, I would like to introduce Erin Gilbert.

I just made eye contact.

when ur dad tells u to drive him but there's ghosts

Okay, what was the other address you said?

And if you guys want to study ghosts,

I'm working on some kind of next-level stuff.

This is fun, right?

He's a dog. His name is Mike Hat.

I mean, that was like a real thing right there.

Don't tell anyone. I don't want people to panic or anything.