Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He came to see me this morning.

Oh, this is fun.

I found a fantastic spot for your business.

(GHOSTBUSTERS BY RAY PARKER JR. PLAYING)

Still, so many questions about that choice.

Oh. Is that what this thing's name is?

We're set for the final review of your tenure case on Thursday.

Hey, why y'all like this?

- No! God, no! We will all die. - Turn to ash from the inside out.

I should've gave you some coveralls, man. It's so unsanitary down here.

- What's up? - PATTY: He was, like, standing over here...

Did you get sugar in it this time?

- Uh... Chelsea is at 10th Avenue and 18th. - 18th. 10th and 18th.

(STUTTERING) Hey!

- Whoa, whoa! - No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!

Room full of nightmares. Not going in there.

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Well, uh, so I have made the introduction.

- Okay. - So, what do you know?

- Yeah, I've seen a ghost. - You, too?

And you abandoned that baby before it even learned to fly!

- We still good for brunch? - Nope.

At the time of its construction,

(CAR HORN BLARES)

Hi, Junior. If I may, uh, when is the last time the paranormal entity was actually seen?

but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.

Oh. Well, you said let's, so...

HOLTZMANN: Come on.

Excuse me. Why are you doing this?

Rhythmic clapping.

ABBY: All right. Turning the machine on.

Hey, guys, I got some pretty cool stuff cooking up over here,

(RAPID BEEPING)

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

- Unlock it. Unlock it. - AGENT HAWKINS: Okay, wait. Hold on.

Nothing would make me happier.

Call the other now

It's fraudulent and unsafe, frankly.

What is that, a burn?

What do I have to do?

What's ley lines?

It's serious. We're doing important work.

Also, um, I got chased by a ghost.

with your pranks?

There's a whole lot of sinning but they're greener for miles

so if you could just stand over there,

What you're looking for You want some more...

(CROWD CHEERING)

Holtz, are we good?

And I told my parents, and they didn't believe me.

Well, I'm terribly sorry that you have a draft in your room.

- Hey! Hey! - ERIN: Abby.

I control all of you.

(HOLTZMANN LAUGHS)

- Oh, I just like them. - (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

- That wasn't me. - I saw that quite a bit.

Oh, you got that up and going?

Up in here, up in here

- That's... - Don't have to clean them anymore.

- Let's do this! - Go, go.

Hell no! The Devil is a liar!

'Ey. Look at me. Stop.

HOLTZMANN: Seem to have hit an impasse.

Oh, and we towed your car. Real-tow, not fake-tow.

So Supossed to do puffin

Phil. Phil. Hi. Phil, um...

but the finale is what got me.

I'm not afraid, not afraid

You know, and she was beautiful.

Okay. I apologize. That looks nastier than I intended.

Why are there ghosts in New York?

We are late. Get in here.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

I don't want my mom calling me, like... (GROANS)

- Sound familiar? - (ABBY GROANING)

Oh, I'm not gonna tell you. I'm just gonna show you. You'll see.

(GHOSTS HOWLING)

we will soon be able to combine general relativity and quantum theory.

We're gonna catch a ghost, bring it back to the lab...

You know what? We should probably let them just work this out.

ERIN: Be careful.

Anything at all.

I'm getting the hang of this!

ERIN: I love the green paper! ABBY: Thank you.

It's a lot heavier than I expected,

- ERIN: Um... - Oh.

Come on, let's go.

Oh! Ooh! Watch the rings. Watch the rings.

ABBY: I mean, for sure. That's... HOLTZMANN: Uh, guys?

So, Abby, I've been doing a lot of thinking,

Everybody pullin ' up with they hands out

Then I will consider, maybe,

Phyllis is guest lecturing in Daniels' astrophysics and cosmology.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry. That book you're holding is utter nonsense.

Who cares if you impress him?

Later days. Can you hear this? Let me turn it up.

We gotta cross the streams.

(SOFTLY) We do.

Distinct human form.

Thank you, and I proudly take that title.

- ABBY: You know what? - Hmm?

You know, to be honest with you,

Bet all the bad girls be callin ' you now

You know that we only comprehend about 4% of the universe.

- and isotopic decay. - Isotopic decay.

MAN: You don't want it here anymore?

HOLTZMANN: And once again, fire!

PATTY: Hey. Uh, good morning.

I'd call this a successful test.

No, I can see them.

See, Abby, I told you to have that sandwich, man.

The receptionist job that was in the paper. Um, that's what I was here about.

You get a chatgpt You get a chatgpt, You get a chatgpt

I'm telling you.

UNCLE: We're not stacking 'em like flapjacks!

Everything got sucked into the portal, then it closed up.

(CREAKING CONTINUES)

If it’s a crime to look Then guilty as charged

Our main concern is that we're allowed to continue our work.

You know, we should probably start with a very important question

and to top it all off, we got a freakin' Faraday cage

Who's out there? Holtzmann, I swear to God, I...

- Just glad you okay, man. - Kevin!

I got the ghost

- Kevin? - Yes, boss?

HOLTZMANN: Yep.

(SIREN WAILING)

We saw a ghost!

ERIN: What is this for?

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Patty, try a little harder, okay?

If we can do that, we might be able to cause a reverse reaction.

I think you broke it.

I'd love you to meet me any place, any time.

Okay, we should probably get this equipment out of here.

- We got tons of space. - Stripper pole!

Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway

- Get your ass up out of here. - Come on.

Ms. Gilbert's association with the Kenneth P. Higgins Institute, albeit distant,

Does it look right?

Like the rhythm, it makes you feel just a little like lifting off the ground

Break the barrier.

We're watching you!

It was re-blogged from a site entitled Ghost News.

Should probably get started.

A 460-page gag?

- (PHONE RINGING) - I'm joining the club.

- There was a lab incident. - But he's gonna wake up.

Crash and burn it all away

We're testing the lab... In the...

- (HAND THUDS) - Break the barrier.

Likeness that you fear the most

Call this number if you have any more info.

I should have worked out more when I was alive.

So, make the most of your extra time.

at pulling all the ionized ecto-matter back into the dimension of its origin.

Today, at 4:32 p. m.,

De Blasio treating coronavirus like he's the mayor from ghostbusters Never compare me to the jaws mayor. Never!

Hollow-laser technology, sucks in the ghost and neutralizes it.

Their skin is on the inside of their body?

Are you kidding me?

- Oh, my God, help me. - Hi, Patty.

You know, his technology's not that different from ours.

It's good that it's big, too, 'cause I've got a lot of big ideas I'm going to be spreading.

Hey, hey, hey, you guys, I got these from work.