Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, my God. Just pull the... - We're wasting time.

The one below it.

This is just wrong!

We really appreciate it, but it's time to knock it off.

Then there was that weeping wall in the thrift store at Chelsea.

The Mercado has one of the weirdest histories

(LIGHTS CRACKLING)

ROWAN: Aldridge Mansion? Check.

Well, now what?

- Whoa. - Yeah! Yeah!

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

HOLTZMANN: We all did it. KEVIN: That's right.

ERIN: Everyone thinks this video is fake. Look at these comments.

What are you talking about? I told you what happened.

So, who is this?

Uh... Well, he's not, but, yeah, we're okay.

But, I got to say, even that was kind of spectacularly beautiful.

Sir Aldridge once wrote in his diary,

because we have been monitoring this situation quite closely.

and you use a distinctly un-American-sounding siren.

I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang

We're just worried that you all are drawing a lot of attention...

Come on. At the end with the big wave?

Years later, when a new owner moved in,

- (ENGINE REVVING) - KEVIN: Yeah, he does. (LAUGHS)

If this is what you want, it works for me.

I wonder what train he taking.

Well, that's not terrible.

How to deliver a breech birth

I got the ghost

Oh, God, I got to get my gear.

- They're gonna want it back. - I thought this stuff was yours.

Come on, Rowan! Come get your virginity out of the lost-and-found!

- Whoa. - Okay, okay, okay!

Class 4 apparition.

Yes, I know who you are, Bennie. Can I just...

The entire town of Langville, Montana, goes missing.

Well, it's official. We're all ghost girls now.

I lost my glasses!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

...through this slot.

Another one, Spectral polar bear on 63rd and 5th.

There's a goat on the loose.

Oh, Point Break.

Um, can we get back to our discussion please?

As a result, there are a lot of questions being asked now

Boy, she's got an impressive purr.

ABBY: You know what?

What? Guac is FREE???

(SIREN WAILING)

You think they got genitals in there? Or is it more of a Ken doll situation?

A man came to see me at my work saying his building was haunted.

I see shadows all on my wall

Whoa. Hey! How you doing, man?

so it's kind of a win-win.

(ABBY AND PATTY LAUGHING)

I talked to somebody you went to school with.

You get a car, and you get a car, and you get a car!

Uh, I just would say don't be in a room with it for more than an hour at a time,

All right. Well, I'm gonna try to get out of here without stepping on these cracks.

Mayor Bradley is meeting with the diplomats at Lotus Leaf this very moment.

Get in the box, you hellion!

Sean, that is an excellent question.

- (ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN) - (HOWLING STOPS)

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

Sometimes, I like to put all my stuff from my office in a box

Guess whose desk I just set on fire.

- Sure. All right. - Thank you.

We know you're not frauds,

ABBY: Holtzmann works with me here in the lab.

Souls who see the world as it truly is, as garbage.

that in a very short amount of time,

(STRAINED) I can't move my hand.

Maybe steer clear of the door.

Hello, Jillian.

Oh, not the collar!

- Ah, Kev. - That's...

(RATTLING CONTINUES)

Said the guy with the walking stick and the floppy hat.

No, actually, I think the world of your mom.

Okay, we need to explore something a lot cheaper.

he, like, dressed, like, in a Captain Kirk-type outfit.

Oh, it's happening, all right.

Um, we believe that someone is creating a device

Aim for the ghost!

They said when you were a kid, you made up a ghost.

- (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) - (CROWD CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

- Let's go see your new home. - (ABBY CHUCKLES)

Erin, I forgot to tell you, don't let your beam get entangled with my beam.

Hi! Oh, Dr. Filmore. Hello, hi.

(WHISPERS) I'm talking like you guys.

You didn't check?

You just got Holtzmanned, baby!

ERIN: Daniel. Teresa.

Yo, yo, I got something for us, too!

I don't know where, uh,

- Look at how high! - Look at the amazing spread!

Ugh. Sixty. Seventy.

Holtzmann! This is serious!

I meant the one about me.

Okay, so I don't know if it was a race thing or a lady thing, but I'm mad as hell.

ABBY: I've been waiting a long time.

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

- What! - Holtz, open that trap!

Please, Abby, just take the book down. Please.

Look, I think it's great you found yourself a little hobby,

But I saw that you had a recommendation letter

What is... Wait, I'm smelling both electrical discharge

Oh, we have fun.

ERIN: It appears I did.

but apparently we can't.

Plus, we weren't invited to any parties.

- Is that... - Patty's uncle.

- But we have never... - She came right over to it.

Oh, that nut-job! What has he done...

- Kevin. - KEVIN: Yeah.

- You want to go find some ghosts? - Yes.

They're not here.

Aldridge Mansion. Take one.

(GHOSTS HOWLING)

- Um... Well, it's not really a... I'm sorry. - (RINGING CONTINUES)

- But that's why they have that saying. - ABBY: It's a nonsense saying.

and they would laugh at me and make fun of me,

(IMITATES BIRD CHIRPING)

Oh, yeah. He's looking at that chart. (LAUGHS)

We are scientists.

Okay, I... God, you're all sweaty.

God, I kissed so many different kinds of asses.

- In that can? - Don't touch it. Don't touch it.

Dr. Heiss, hello. Welcome. Dr. Erin Gilbert.

Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bow tie?

PATTY: Like, um, the dude that worked here,

Me playing saxophone? Or me listening to saxophone?

- I have some questions. - Seriously?

I just thought that might be your waiting room.

You'll be doing fine once the music starts

Man, I'm gonna tell you right now, y'all, I was hating it up until the finale,

Okay. Homeboy is pretty much not keeping up with what we agreed upon.

- (STAMMERS) No, no, no... You got a... - PATTY: Nope.

Um... Can I walk you out?

Scares us to the bone

Just your mama.

That was really good.

and just do some exercises and just use it as weights. Eighty.

Fingers crossed.

Yo, that's where you wanted us to shoot, right?

(SPRAY PAINT HISSES)

You're only dean now because the last dean went to jail.

Wasn't with me, now they wanna be my friend now

Guys, I think I got another one of those devices.

City College must have just let out, huh?

ABBY: Erin! Oh, my God!

Big hall! (GASPS)

Kill all them ghosts

Move out the way 'cause I'm driving crazy