Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you leave the keys in the car?

- we just need to convene for a moment. - Okay.

You need me. You need Patty. Patty come with benefits. You need me.

- So you're gonna want to plant your feet firm. - Okay.

All right, let's clear a path.

I just honestly didn't realize your department still existed.

ABBY: There's an upstairs!

Hi. Have you seen a ghost down here?

So, now we're the ghost girls.

I need you out of the lab, so I can lock the door.

I loved Road House.

- Anyway, I got the website up. - Oh.

- Ghosts, they're real! - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Roll your window up.

(ROWAN LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

JENNIFER: No, no. It's just a magic trick. He didn't actually cut her in half.

Well, for starters, perhaps you can tell me what in God's name this is?

And you? You ain 't strong enough

We're not open.

This might be a crazy hunch,

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost

Ghost Phantom when I'm handling my business

And they're not all crazies.

- (ROARING) - Hurry!

It's all right. He lives with my mum.

But my concern is, I feel like the cat is sort of already kind of out of the bag.

(SCOFFS) Uh, yeah, it works.

- Okay. All right. - I'd love to get that back to the lab.

But I tell you what, everybody was alive.

ABBY: I put a cat in a bag all the time.

What did you do, Kevin?

What do you think of that?

The Mercado? That actually makes sense.

Then it wasn't the ghost.

- Come on! This is what... - You're right, you're right.

Erin, he's too pasty to fight.

Oh, yeah, you guys, you have a visitor.

Are there any more ghosts inside the theater?

unless y'all little dainty ass can handle 750 volts.

Oh, just forget she even asked, because if she did, that would be illegal, so...

I don't need you to tell me anything right now.

you were looking for a place to explore the unknown.

I could see that.

Yeah, that is an awesome hat.

I do what the good girls should never ever, never ever do

- (QUIET THUMP) - Ow.

Oh, my God. I forgot the most important part.

And she was kind of going, Shh.

It's like fighting a gator!

Seward Street subway station?

The one on the desk that's ringing. That one.

We have to bring a ghost back to this lab and document it, you guys.

MARTIN: How's that for my timing?

Come with the one who wants to drag you away from the shore

Well, I'll tell you what I prefer.

- He's in this building right now? - Yeah, that guy.

Quit splitting hairs, okay?

Hey. Uh, I'm here about the receptionist job.

Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway

- ABBY: Let's do this. - Oh, yeah.

People dump on us pretty much all the time.

ABBY: It's coming! Get her up!

If you see something of true scientific interest in this video,

that goes a long way to legitimize these Ghostbusters and everything they stand for.

And I'm, like, one-tenth away from getting a new mini fridge in here.

- The rent is $21,000 a month. - Fuck you.

You know, An aquarium is a Submarine for fish ....

HOLTZMANN: You got it?

Do you know your iron level?

You know, these Ghostbusters are creating an unnecessary panic

Let's loosen his grip.

Abby. You promised you wouldn't do this.

He wasn't really Ghostbusters material.

He certainly does rock.

You can't claim a whole floor.

- Hello, Patricia. - What?

Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway

Do you have any idea how many federal regulations

Cruel Schizophrenic Child. Anarchistic Delinquent.

Hey, Patty, you take that aisle. I'll take the far one.

All right, let's go save this city and get our terrible receptionist back.

- Where you going? - Chinatown.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, wait, wait, wait! Rowan.

And I'm about to go with my science friends, and we are about to do real work.

- I love your fire! - PATTY: Oh, man.

I mean, we saw a real ghost.

(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)

BOTH: Protect the barrier! Protect the barrier! Protect the barrier!

- My gosh. - Thanks so much.

come crashing down on this plane.

- Yeah, I'm getting it all. - Okay.

Basset Hound regularly attends matinees by himself.

- (ROARING) - (SCREAMS)

ROWAN: Absolutely.

Now, the mayor said we could continue our work, and so we shall.

I think that's already a thing.

You know what? You don't have to keep fiddling with it.

Oh, I'm not afraid

- Uh, Ghostbusters. - (GROANS)

Pick a gun, any gun.

I read a lot of nonfiction,

She thinks they're all doors. That's sad.

Kinda hard to suss that out after the fact though.

For soon, you shall bow down before me.

Mrs. Ponner, I wanted to say no.

Looks like one of those things that makes cotton candy.

And the one in Chelsea?

Forgotten. (CHUCKLES)

- Here we go. - PATTY: Here we go.

Hey, Patty, can I get some illumination on this subject?

Who's in the mood to save New York City?

Create the vortex.

All we have to do is find an entity and capture it

this guy's making me feel stupider by the second.

- You might just get your wish, Patty. - ERIN: No way.

- Wait, you're going? - HOLTZMANN: I got the pack.

Oh, no, no. Okay.

PATTY: I just thought this was gonna be like a book club.

to speed up particles before entering the DLA device,

All someone has to do is sneeze too hard

So, you know her?

Yes, well, I'm very proud.

We did not open the basement door...

Ed's a ghost! Ha! Knew it!

Look at the view.

That's it. Then we were all dancing at a summer camp in the Catskills.

Man, these monsters be big and tall

This is the last face. You ever seen.

Just go right over there. (CHUCKLES)

and it was just a gag between a couple of friends.

Mrs. Ponner, this is nothing more than some leakage from our air conditioning.

But this is just not what this institution is about.

Please, Mayor Bradley, you have to believe me.

- Abby, please. - (PHONE BEEPS)

- I don't know, guys. I don't know. - Come on, Erin.

(SINGING) Separate from innocence The morals we've been fed

It's like they read Eat, Pray, Love and just ran with it.

Did you happen to keep a sample of the soiling?

Well, if they call back, I will. I got to take off, though.

That's why I knew something weird was going on down here, man.

ERIN: Oh, my gosh! Uh...

- Uh, we'll take it. - Great.

(PKE METER WHIRRING)

That's gonna shoot a proton stream at that ghost, okay?

"The statue is £254" "Fuck you!"

It's a Swiss Army knife.

Come here, I want to show you this.

of the buildings in New York.

Your dog's name is My Cat?

Damn, I wish I hadn't wished that.

How is that... Holtzmann?

- Doctor... - No. No.

PATTY: He doesn't die. He doesn't die. They don't say he dies.

I can help out. I'm not gonna get in your way.

Because what we're doing here is groundbreaking.

And that night, I woke up

(SINGING) You want some more, you want some more?

Sorry. I did it. I'm sorry.

But the undead are still arriving.