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That's why I need a new apartment.
Um, ahem.
- That was nice, man. - You have to leave now, all of you.
They get old, and they get sad, and they get weird.
You know what happens to people who keep it all inside?
What? What did you just say? Go put a dollar in the jar right now.
- What, are you a model or something? - Yeah.
I say no. I need to be able to come home from work...
Yeah. Absolutely.
All right, all right.
I will now. - Front and backs?
Just remember, you're the one thing
I don't even know why we're still talking about it. Why's everybody looking at me?
I am so proud of you.
Yes, I swear it's the truth
Then you're the old man yelling at the kids running across your yard.
I'm kind of emotional right now because of the breakup...
What if God was one of us?
And it's something, something, something
This party is everything to me. Please, Nick.
You go to the bathroom, you call me, and you tell me all about it.
Oh, dude, she texted me seven times. Like, long ones.
Look at us. Couple of losers. We both got dumped. Jeesh.
I'm sorry, what was the question again?