Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And then she does that.

- Keep your head up, all right? - All right, player.

- Are you not on the list? - Man, I'm on the list.

I didn't even realize that you cared about me until we broke up.

so that one day I'm not an old man filled with regret.

Well, first of all, maybe think about what women like to talk about.

Yes. Mostly print right now, so...

I don't think she knows what motorboating is.

So the Wild West party's on Saturday.

Was there something I could have done differently?"

Wait. Have you been texting him?

You're talking to Tiger Boobs.

Little P-mint tea? Yum, right?

Hey, Coach, what's...? Oh!

Like a make-out sesh, no tops.

I'm not calling her.

Grind it out! Ha, ha!

Like Gandalf through Middle-earth?

i no a 9 year old that whaches this whaaaaaaaaaat

We are in this situation because of you.

- My bros. - Douche-bag jar.

She dumped me. And I'm over it.

Yeah, you gotta figure that out. Some crazy person's calling you.

Actually, I'm sorry.

What have you done, Schmidt?

I got your back. You gotta have mine.

- It's hard to say his name. - It's okay.

You’ve gotta take off those overalls

Is that fun for you guys?

- Come on. - It's cool.

Oh, yeah. There it is.

Wait, did you just make up a theme song for yourself?

- Don't talk to me. - Yeah, okay.

We're going to the party. Relax.

LLS? What is wrong with you?

It's no big deal. It's behind me. It's in the past, so...

- Maybe he didn't hear that. - You can come back.