Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God, what if I kill her? What if I kill your kid?
(both sigh)
(crowd cheering)
(chuckles) Excellent grift, son.
You love being a father.
-(sighs) -Ooh-wee.
She's halfway through an epic sugar bender.
-(tires screeching) -♪ Whoo! ♪
-Whoa! -Tulip?
I've just been going to the arcade this whole time.
♪ I know I'm set for glory ♪
Come on. Please rake the leaves. Please.
-(grunts) -(crowd cheering)
It's nice to meet other cool parents.
(growling)
Oh... (laughs) Not a butt.
There it is, the players' lair.
And good ones, too.
-(groans) -(giggling)
♪ Raking it up tonight ♪
Bertie's Family Restaurant.
Before I had kids, I was so careful and nervous around them.
But I want Greek columns.
into a giant, juicy (boing).
The curse is almost...
It looks like they still haven't gotten over their last loss.
-Hey, Bertie, you okay? -Are you supposed to do eye contact
(moaning)
(whoops) Rake it, honey! Ow.
Wow. What? Is this even your son?
they're asking for Tunisian columns.
(whoops)
and I'm ready to rebound with lots of un-Figgy folks.
Wait, please listen.
She's gonna crash and tank her rehornsal tonight.
My record for most (squeak) in a night is 74.
(crowd cheering)