HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
♪ It's just not fair ♪
I've been way too busy doing a lot of un-Figgy things,
(screaming)
This puts the Autumn Warriors in a tight spot for,
Now I can't even slide a key into a lock
I didn't realize we were going to have kids.
Impressive.
(kisses) Good luck.
my own restaurant.
We're grifters.
(giggling)
(moaning)
as we all know, a replacement player must be found
(cheering)
And I can help you all get your grind back, too.
with a pile of rakesmen.
Such a rustic and scrapy croquet.
You sure you want to go, Tuca?
our days of splendor long forgotten.
Hi. (laughs) I'm a butt.
to second-guess this clearly terrible idea.
And we own a swimming pool full of candy.
and entire teams all along.
(indistinct chatter)
Ooh.
All six of 'em.
Ow! Okay. It didn't break the skin.
impressive!
She's even more the one than she was before.
Look at me, Mommy. I can fly.
I was now a father.
You said that stuff about how meaningful fatherhood is to you.
She must save herself. No one will ever free us.
Thank you for showing us
ANNOUNCER MAN: Tomuel McThomas.
Well, hello.
You're busy working long hours while I raise our child!
Yup. I'm Tuca.
and my ability to bounce from wiener to wiener.
Clickity-clicks. Lighty-lights.
And we grow all our own salads, because I can keep plants alive.