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ANNOUNCER MAN: Tomathan McKinley.
and you can wear it as pants.
Today I'm joined by my new co-announcer Dapper Dog.
(screaming)
(shudders)
E-Easy girl. (chuckles nervously)
It was an (bleep).
No! Pushing... through... it.
I'm ready to have sexual intercourse
let her have a good time? It's just for a few hours.
(crickets chirping)
Another summer come and gone.
-jock nerds. -(cawing)
♪ Here's my story ♪
(chanting): Terry! Terry!
Nobody has ever successfully broken the curse.
-Yeah. -Hmm.
She is ready.
We sleep on the field.
(crowd cheering)
Or, as us horn parents say, "rehornsal."
Halftime is starting.
Plus, this way, we can keep (bleep)ing more teams.
We know. But we still live here.
Tulip's not even really our kid.
(shushing)
Hey. Wh-What-what's your favorite vehicle
Tuca, you've done so much to help us.
(panting)
That's him. That's my rebound.
used for municipal purposes?
Leaf-Raking Championships.
here's Tomanielson
Figgy!
(crying): I can't do it!
(grunts)
Just relax. Hey, Tulip, look what I can do. Uh...
(giggling)
And it's all because of you.
(crowd cheering)