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Guys, it's not a big deal.
Oh. It's you!
Actually, Tuca, listen.
Plus, look at this.
from a happy life of having children?
we never did anything fun together.
I won't let you down.
(sobbing)
with hubristic notions and swinging hips.
Look at Gavin.
How did that get there?
It's basic parenting.
And my name is... Ch-Christopher, with a "V."
But now I'm like you guys.
-Wow! -Damn it!
ANNOUNCER MAN: And you hate to see this, folks.
(Tulip giggles)
TUCA: (grunts) E'scusi. E'scusi.
Well, it's the crappiest job
You know, work keeps me pretty busy,
Ow!
Hey, let's finish your gazebo first, okay, champ?
or the Bird Town East Autumn Warriors?
And now each team must pay a youth to rake for them.
-It's so fulfilling. -Um, wow.
We were lying, too.
Yeah, but now I got no one to do it with.