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ANNOUNCER MAN: And straight out of the gate,
(engine stalling)
Exactly. But we can't kill her.
Just watch.
Here we are.
Most adults are so uptight.
And alive.
Wow, this is real nice.
and six female climaxes achieved before night falls on game day,
Your senses have been dulled.
My phone baby! Give me back my baby!
and six full orgasms must be achieved.
Now I can barely look at a hot dog wiener
(panting)
Here you go. I grifted your wallet.
Goodbye, potential friendship.
You must hone your palate by sniffing strangers' boxers.
Yes, ma'am. I am down to sashay.
What if I... (gasps) do it on purpose?
♪ Tu-Tu-Tuca ♪
Come, you must meet the Elder Council of the Stadium.
Oh, it's no biggie.
♪ Go, go ♪
And it goes, "Wam, bwam." You know that one?
Meh.
-(giggles) -Tulip.
(chuckles) It's okay.
(moaning)
My sisters of the stadium,
pause to stare into middle distance
This is her?
Ice cream. Everything!
Oh. Tulip's actually, she's, um...
You into garbage trucks or...?
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