Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, you got us.

Listen, I saw how upset your sister was when you left

because I know how much the two of you love your devices.

-and after school I'm going to Grandina-- -Nandina.

Have a blessed day.

What if she's worried?

and yours is, was, and always will be boring!

You can just say Bowser, okay?

[chuckles] Yes, well, I've been doing that intermittent fasting, so...

Nice to meet you, I'm Garrett.

and you ruined everything!

I apologize, again and again--

I'm a businessman.

♪ Somebody else ♪

uh, not flirtatious, ma'am.

Yeah, it's like you were there.

that you and I are us...

Walk away and think about your actions and your words!

What's with you two?

to reclaim your title as the slutty twin.

One, two, three... ha!

[cell phone rings]

You're kind of both assholes if you ask me.

-I'm not gonna be at school today. -[April] Are you sick?

Fill out this form. Name, phone, email address,

This is bullshit.

So, we know for sure he's here, right?

Now, did you two make the list for the Costco run yet?

And I've got... you.

I'll talk to you later.

Stop, please stop. Please stop! Stop.

So, April the Wonder Rhymer

It is always nice to meet a fellow vintage lover.

Smiling faces are more easily identified,

Poor, unique, special, interesting Blair.

My bees are docile and lovely.

I found a pair like those in the Sally Army once,

Uh... No, ma'am, we're just looking around

but you got to promise

Well, if you want to go, then I want to be there for you.

My one and only?

We could show him some stretches.

We like the same movies.

I want to keep working with you.

This is my damn office.

Did you tell Blair about us? Did she flip out?

but do I need to Postmate some antihistamines?

so I bought myself seven pairs.

You know, the longer the name, the more extreme.

So... what's the scent?

and now we're not speaking,

-Ellen really loves acronyms. -[chuckles]

Shoot. Did you miss your date?

is in a galaxy far, far away from your space.

♪ Somebody else ♪

I carry Oscillococcinum and Zinc in my bag,

but I will soap-opera slap you if I need to.

and have babies by 25,

is basically solitary confinement,

I mean, I know that "Don't Stop Believin'" is a classic,

April! You are MOBOT.

where I rub my fingernails across wicker furniture.

There are notes of..

and then you turn around and they're stabbing you in it.

TMZ, get the fuck out of my office.

♪ Somebody someone else ♪

And I've been working really, really hard,