Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That is not my problem.

We are you and me, but together.

[grunts] Because I bought wine at a gas station!

-It's not even night. -The ladies love it.

You destroyed my relationship!

♪ Somebody else ♪

Oh, look, there's Mom's old manifesto for the PTA coup.

[Sterling] Can you sit still?

-[object clatters] -[Terrance] Uh, yeah, take a break, Phil.

They totally know we're ditching.

I'll whoop your ass at rock paper scissors.

What if I called Miles and explained?

I see where this is going.

There is no arrest record for Debbie Culpepper,

with a gorgeous smile and a twinkle in his eye,

Seriously, if you had relatives here,

He's beautiful.

♪ She's letting down She's letting down ♪

Well, they had such a time with that daughter of theirs.

-That's good. -That's good, right?

[scoffs] Every time I say your name, I want to tell you to "use the Force."

Oh, shoot... um, no.

but with lots of other people,

You're gonna go to UGA.

I got a sack of rear legs to throw in the pig chipper before afternoon rush.

my brother blew up an armadillo with a Roman candle.

[disconnect tone]

Hold on, be right there.

Just, uh... an ounce of prevention, right?

I want to take the day with her,

Why do you even care? Aren't you two broken up?

Oh, gosh dag it! I knew we should have put that tracking thing on their phones.

but a little lamb sure ain't one of 'em.

Daddy and I watched them whenever we have time together.

♪ I will make it mine ♪

♪ I see my mother ♪

No, no, no, no, I'm ready. Let's do this.

Sorry if that upset you.

-But I'm sure she didn't mean it. -[people shouting]

We need to focus.

[chuckles and clears throat]

I like your shirt.

Laying on the floor while two white ladies Zumba over me.

To... stick with the theme...

Hey, I'm kind of busy right now,

And because of her, Miles broke up with me,

Um, you desperately tried to have sex with Jennings as fast as possible,

[Garrett] I found 16 results.

Why do you smell like a gas station that sells wine?

I'm gonna throw this out the window. You understand me?

like bird shit on a shiny car.