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especially with... siblings. You know.
And as if the night wasn't enough of a living nightmare,
When that trumpet sounds, we need to be prepared.
And if they did, they do not buy a t-shirt from the local church.
[Debbie] Right. Um...
and then pushed it around the cup instead of eating it.
or sleep side by side.
I'm Sterling, by the way.
No. No. We're just working on ourselves independently from one another.
[Bowser] Have at it.
Oh, that Secret Life of Bees movie.
Maybe she was visiting.
I'm going through a breakup.
-like, by marriage or whatever? -That's stupid.
Yeah, that's what my girl told me.
that we don't care if the other one has nacho breath.
so this has been a valuable reckoning.
♪ Somebody else ♪
You're jealous because my life
Hey.
I wouldn't get too close. Apparently, I'm MOBOT.
-[Bowser] Later! -Okay.
♪ Go! ♪
It could also be the cinnamon rolls I made from scratch.
I'm saving two, and puttin' the rest on Etsy.
And bad.
We woke him up.
And I don't want to,
There's the little bastard.
[gasps] Vintage.
This business is for lone wolves.
Sterling, it's Garrett. You liked my glasses.
One, two, three... ha!
I live here and it happens to be...
You can't bring this in.
You don't have my back.
-The police? -Uh-uh!
[dogs barking]
but the stems were so chewed up, they looked like jerky.
All right, tell me what happened.
Yeah. Press "end."
Shoot. My mom's knocking.
No one is ever not being filmed.
and it's in a town called...
-Debbie Culpepper. -Two Ps.
No. No, I can't.
Hm.
You don't know anything.
Oh, women hate that stuff, huh?
Yeah, I think it would be.
Why are you here, huh?
because you know that I will do it.
Just put it away. Okay?
that women are only as valuable as their sexual appeal,
Yeah, I said hullabaloo!
Go!
Uh... Bye, now.
I don't think Bowser stretches.
Culpepper.
Do you think "Don't Stop Believin'" is inappropriate?
Safety first!
[forced chuckle]
Where is her shirt from?
These were dead stock, still in the box.
Rock paper scissors?
Well, hey there.
[groans] Blair. I'm losing feeling in my hands.
-Uh-uh. -Oh, fuck me.
that sisters can be unreliable and selfish,
I'm holding it for insurance.
Work together, 50-50 split. That's it.
[scoffs]
Her birthday is February 26, 1981,
[chuckles] Nandina.
[ringing]
I've got you?
I was with April and--
You're gonna pledge Alpha Gamma Bitch Face.
But we know she had a run-in with the police.
Ignore, block. We'll deal with it later.
[sighs]
I'm going through a breakup