Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[LOST BOY CHUCKLES]
Right now they're at their most vulnerable.
I thought it was Max, but I was wrong.
We'll check out Max.
inquiring minds want to know
ALAN: Come back here! EDGAR: Hey, let's go!
You're invited
Major mistake.
You know, I can never sleep with the closet door open either.
Weapons check.
Right. How are you?
And you must be Max.
Yeah. Come on.
MAN 1: Come on.
I thought we were going to town? That’s as close to town as I like to get.
We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister.
You'll like it here, Michael.
-Santa Carla is crawling with vampires. -Excuse me.
Talk about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
If you say cowboy hat one more time you’ll be in time out Cow, boy, hat
You're eating tacos. How do they taste?
Michael, you come home in the middle of the night...
Come on.
It's Mom.
Are you lost?
Guests first.
-Hey! ALAN: Aah!
Max, this is my son Sam, and Edgar and Alan Frog?
SAM: Keep going, Mom.
[ALAN YELLS]
Another budding chef in the family.
[SAM SCREAMING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[DAVID CHUCKLES]
lf he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?
[BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]
You’re eating maggots kayne, how do they taste?
It looks like a dead end. Let's head back.
Mike, don't.
Mom! Help! He's coming to get me!
Are you all right?
I know who I am now, Sam.
EDGAR: Come on. Vampires have such rotten tempers.
Over here, bud.
-Mom. -No.
...I never need to call you.
Hey, anything around here that might pass for an aftershave?
When trying to fight the feeling Celibacy life
[CAROUSEL BELL RINGS AND MUSIC STOPS]
Come on, come on.
Michael, are you there?
MICHAEL: Get Away, Sam.
No, Mike. Mike, don't open the door. Mike!
-Sam? Michael? SAM: Mom?
[MICHAEL GROANS]
What's the big deal? You destroyed the head vampire.
Help me! Sammy, open the window!
[ALL COUGHING]
Hey, can I drive it on the way back?
-You do? MAX: Yeah.
Now, you'll be tempted to tear it off. Don't.
They're Only Noodles Michael !
Don't bother.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE]
Here. Quick, drink some water.
[HORN HONKS "LA CUCARACHA" OFF-KEY]
Too bad they built it on the fault.
I'm always looking out for the other three.
MARKO: Come on, Michael. PAUL: Come on.
Huh?
PAUL: Yeah.
SAM: Mom.
You know, Dad, we've all been through enough. You know.
Please.
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[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]
EDGAR: Death to all vampires. Maximum body count.
Hey, wait a minute! Come back here!
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STAR: That's enough. PAUL: Chill out, girl.
[HORN HONKS "LA CUCARACHA" OFF-KEY]
It renders you powerless.
EDGAR: Holy shit. ALAN: Vampire hotel.