Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ROARS]
Appetizer.
I guess so. She said not to be late.
Well, there are some bad elements around here.
Come on.
Damn it.
Mom-- -No, Not Another Word. Mom-- -No, Not Another Word.
You're Watching The Patrick Star Show On Nickelodeon You're Watching Rugrats On Nickelodeon
Oh, my God.
Oh, I didn't know you were having guests.
I came this close to being called Moonbeam or Moonchild.
PAUL: Hit the rock box, buddy. STAR: Yeah.
I can't, I have plans.
-The night crawler. The bloodsucker. -El Vampiro.
Well, I'll tell you something. You don't know shit, buddy.
-Michael, Michael, Michael. -It's blood.
[NANOOK WHIMPERING]
Some explode. Some implode.
STAR: Michael. Michael.
You're eating maggots. How do they taste?
If He's Dead, Can We Go Back To Phoenix?
and when Bobert flies her off to the hospital
[SNIFFING]
What's going on?
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]
-Thanks. -Night.
[LAUGHS]
Sam, what's the matter with you?
Come on.
Actually, I do.
[DIAL TONE HUMMING]
Hey, Grandpa, is it okay if we borrow your car?
-Jesus Christ! -Don't be scared, Michael.
Whoo!
Right. Now we're gonna have company again.
It's raw garlic.
-Laddie, wake up. LADDIE: Hm?
[BARKING]
But I still want you, Lucy.
A next vampire seducied by a new vampire, listening music of an old vampire
Inquiring minds wanna know.
Garlic don't work, boys.
How far you willing to go Micheal?
PEOPLE LAUGH, WHOOP, AND SCREAM IN JOY
I tried to warn you.
[MICHAEL PANTING]
We're fighters for truth...
[ENGINE STOPS]
Don't listen to him, Mom. He doesn't know what he's saying.
Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster. Get him.
You know where David took me tonight, don't you, Star?
-That's my dog, Thorn. -Hi, Thorn.
Yeah, I know.
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]
SAM: Mike, start the car!
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
-Mom! -Sam!
This isn't a comic book, Sammy. These guys are brutal killers.
Yeah. You think we just work in a comic-book store for our folks, huh?
...we'd have one hell of a population problem.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
So, what are you, the Flying Nun?
Hey.
You’re eating maggots kayne, how do they taste?
I told you to stay off the boardwalk.
[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
And listen to this: "Vampires require a daytime protector, a guardian...
Join us.
...here.
You're Watching The Blacklist On NBC You're Watching Paw Patrol On NBC
EDGAR: Bad breath? Long fingernails?
Give me a ride, Marko.
[GLASS BREAKS]
No, well, it's something Sam--
Come on, Nanook.
[NANOOK WHIMPERS]
Well, kids Sam's age need discipline, otherwise they run all over you.
[GRANDPA LAUGHING]
Where are you going, Star?
Oh, he turned green.
Great, Dad.
[GROWLS]
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