Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]
[SCREAMING]
Dad with his new car
How are those maggots?
-Oh! BOTH: Keep going.
-No. -You better get yourself a garlic T-shirt.
...to watch over them as they sleep.
[NANOOK BARKING]
But I want to do a cowboy hat Just give her a turn muffin
[BOTH YELLING]
I still believe Mike is gay!
SAM: Nanook.
-Hey, wait a minute! LUCY: Oh!
Dad.
[CHOKING AND GROANING]
We're gonna work this out. I'm gonna work this out. Trust me, okay?
BOTH: Mm-hm.
SAM: All right, I'll be here.
We have it all. The best selection of videotapes in Santa Carla.
I'm over here, Michael.
Phoenix, actually. But lucky me, we moved...
Mom-- -No, Not Another Word.
SAM: What's wrong with this picture?
-Ah! -It's okay.
-There must be something in the corner. MICHAEL: Star.
Or it's your funeral.
[WIND HOWLS]
How do you like that?
Hey, Michael.
Just you
Don't kill me, Mike.
ALL [CHANTING]: Michael, Michael, Michael....
-Star. -Oh, your folks too, huh?
[MUSIC STOPS]
...it went out of business last summer.
You wait till lisa finds out buddy
[DWAYNE YELLS]
-Fun, huh? PAUL: How do you like it?
[ALL SCREAMING]
-Help, Sam! -Mom!
Peter Pan
My own brother, a goddamn shit-sucking vampire.
Sam! Sam!
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]
Sammy, wait. Sam!
One thing about Living on TWITTER I never Could stomach All the damn nazis
-Come on, let's get in. -All right.
We only have two and a half hours.
[YELLS]
Nothing. I didn't hurt him. He bit me. This is my blood.
Ooh.
Come on.
Ah, ha-ha-ha.
SURE
Thank you, Sam.
-Who? -The Prince of Darkness.
Good night, Michael. Bombs away.
BARKER: Step right up, folks....
Playing dead.
[DOG WHIMPERS]
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]
...he seemed so sincere, but--
-Don't. You don't have to, Michael. PAUL: Take a chance.
[NANOOK BARKING]
EDGAR: Go, let's go, come on.
They're coming now!
Grandpa?
Stop it. Right now. Just stop it.
Stop! Get away from him. You just stay away from him.
STAR: Michael! ALAN: Come on, come back!
Stay back! Stay back!
You're Watching Magnum P.I. On CBS You're Watching The Blacklist On NBC
[ALL SCREAM] [STAR GASPS]
You need your sunglasses to talk on the phone?
How far you willing to go, Benjo?
I don't believe you're doing this.
DAVID: I tried to make you immortal.
Oh, just old memories coming back.
[PANTING]
MICHAEL: Sammy. Sammy, open the door.
-My name's Max. -I'm Lucy.
STAR: Hurry! Michael, hurry!