Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SAM: Oh, this jams. MICHAEL: Quite right.
-What is going on? -What's happened?
So check it out, Mikey.
[DWAYNE GROANING]
[LUCY LAUGHS]
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
You're invited.
Tell me Hayley, how can a billion
Does your brother know who the head vampire is?
How far are you willing to go, Michael?
[DOOR OPENS]
Michael.
[CHEERING]
Think of it more as a survival manual.
-Lights, Sam. -As soon as I finish this comic, okay?
Ah! Ah!
you son of a bitch
... ...
-Would you stay home with Sam? -Sam is old enough to stay by himself.
I knew that if I could get Sam and Michael into the family...
That's what this cave is. It's one giant coffin.
Lost
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-Don't run off like that. -There you are.
[SAM SINGING]
I thought we were going to town? That’s as close to town as I like to get.
You know what it means when there's no TV? No MTV.
MAN 1: It means you gotta bounce, man.
So.
You're Watching The Patrick Star Show On Nickelodeon You're Watching Rugrats On Nickelodeon
SAM: Mom!
I'm weak.
Not bad, huh?
[MICHAEL GRUNTING]
You'll like this one, Mr.Phoenix
You're Watching The Blacklist On NBC You're Watching Magnum P.I. On CBS
LUCY: My apology to Max for running out on him last night...
Tell me, Joe - how can a couple podcast hosts be wrong?
-What do you mean? -Ex-hippies.
Yeah.
Food.
You're a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book.
You'll never grow old Parriss...
-I don't like horror comics. -You'll like this one, Mr. Phoenix.
You don't like rice?
-You killed Marko! -Yeah. You're next.
-Hello. -Oh, hi. I didn't hear you come in.
...when the big one hit San Francisco...
Don't fight Lucy. it is so much better if you don't fight
-Did you brush your teeth? -Uh-huh.
Well, then let's act like friends. Let's talk.
It was that night in the cave, wasn't it?
No. I'm up.
Thanks to you two.
BOTH: Keep going. -Keep going, okay.
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]
We've got some rules around here.
-Thank you. -Yeah.
-Lucy, this looks terrific. -I hope it tastes good.
[YELLS]
Oh!
What's that noise? That's not Michael. Why is he screaming like that?
[ALL CHUCKLING]
You must feed!!!
[BARKING]
-Mom? -Uh-huh?
Take it easy, Michael.
[LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]
LUCY: Oh, how about this? MICHAEL: Hang on.
Get yourself a good, sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.
They’re only noodles Michelle
-Hey! -Hey!
I'll handle Mom. Come on, go.
[PEOPLE CHEERING]
SAM: Mom?
Well, on second thought....
Does that mean we are, or...?
[SCREAMING]
[MAX SCREAMING]
...and my boys.
[LOST BOYS WHOOPING AND LAUGHING]
[SCREAMING]
Why don't you try some noodles?
Only they dress better. Bye-bye.
Eucalyptus- how could a billion koalas be wrong
Well, now you do.
-I'm Michael. -Michael. Michael's great. I like Michael.
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ALAN: Let's get out of here! Let's go!
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEAT ME, OLAV. YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY AND KEEP UP.
[DWAYNE LAUGHING]
Die, Mr. Vampire.
Sam. Sam, are you all right? You had me scared to death.
-Yeah, right. -Yeah. We kicked their ass, man.
No two bloodsuckers go out the same way.
Where is she?
-What the hell are you doing? STAR: No!
[DAVID LAUGHING]
What I need is....
...right into the crack.
lf all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once...
This was the hottest resort in Santa Carla about 85 years ago.
No, I'm not.
Great. The bloodsucking Brady Bunch.