Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You were so sweet to him just now.
Even though you're a vampire, you're still my brother.
No. No, thanks.
-Okay, let's go to town. -All right.
[sweaty sexy dude]
-Mom-- -No, not another word.
Wait, let me get this straight.
SAM: No! No! Tell him to get away! No! No! Mom!
I'd like to go. Okay?
[MOUTHS] What?
You don't have to beat me, Michael. You just have to try and keep up.
This all started when my mom went to work at Max's video store.
Michael, would you do me a favor?
I can't beat your bike.
MICHAEL: Sam!
I thought they were supposed to be in coffins.
Come on, she stiffed you. Ha.
What the hell?
Mm-hm.
Your boys...
How you doing? You must be Michael, right?
[SURF NAZIS SINGING "WALK THIS WAY"]
[LAUGHING AND WHOOPING]
Star.
SAM: Mom, there's an amusement park right on the beach.
(Nooooooooooo) cowboy hat Muffin cupcake heeler
Yeah, his fingernails are a bit longer. He always had bad breath, though.
[BARKS]
You were supposed to be my first.
Who they hell are these people? The Blood Sucking Brady Bunch
Wine through a straw Stay classy babe
-And stay out of here. -Wait, wait.
All right, it won't hurt. It won't.
-Nanook. I left him outside. EDGAR: Don't go out there. Stop him.
That was David's blood.
-Mom, no! Mom! LUCY: Sam!
Our batting average isn't terrific, is it? 0 for 2.
Excuse me, I wonder if you could help us.
DAVID: Michael Emerson!
Come on down!
[DOOR CLOSES]
[NANOOK PANTING]
Where the hell are you from? Krypton?
-Jesus! -Aah!
I'm just like David now, Star.
Daz
[LAUGHING]
LUCY: Oh, look at your suit, Max. And your pants.
[SCREAMING]
SAM: So, what's our rush? You're chasing that girl, aren't you?
Don’t like being called “fuckers”?
In 1906...
[GROWLING]
Listen, if you're looking for the diet frozen-yogurt bar...
If you say cowboy hat one more time you’ll be in time out Cow, boy, hat
-Have you been eating pizza? -No. Why?
-Because you care so much about me? -Yes, I do.
MAN 2: Did you see that? Where did he come from?
Nanook, get upstairs. Go on.
Mike, wake up.
Listen, let's try it once more.
Inquiring minds want to know
LUCY: Hey, we're almost there.
Michael, you're one of us. Let go!
...then I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it.
Yeah.
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
Right.
[SCREAMING]
MICHAEL: Come on, Sam, give Mom a break.
What's happening?
[SCREECHING]
[PHONE RINGS]
-I thought we were going to town. -That's as close to town as I like to get.
[ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN'S "PEOPLE ARE STRANGE" PLAYING ON RADIO]
No, there's plenty for everybody.
Come on, Michael!
[CHANTING] Michael, Michael.
No, I don't think so.