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Just you. Come on.
DAVID: Michael.
...was because he never believed in the closet monster.
Michael.
EDGAR: Michael, get back, man. -Mike.
Possum biting Cleveland’s penis Possum biting Cleveland’s penis
Piss OFF
-We blew it, man. We lost it. -Shut up.
-What happened to your face? -I think I can explain what's going on.
Anyway, I was raised better than that.
[GRANDPA CHUCKLES]
Good night, Lucy.
Bottoms up, man. Whoa!
Yeah. I look that needy, huh?
Come on.
-You hate garlic, don't you? -No, I like garlic. It's just a little much.
-Mom, you gotta tell someone. LUCY: Come on, honey.
How far you willing to go, Benjo?
Get away from me, Mike!
David!
We're done fishing Dave
Thanks very much.
I didn't invite you this time, Max.
I Don't Want To Hear Another Word From You Until I Talk To Jane And Michael.
Don't kill anybody until we get back to you.
ALAN: Does the sunlight freak him out? -He wears sunglasses in the house.
As a matter of fact, we're almost certain...
In here? Are you sure you're all right?
It’s so much better if you don’t fight.
Say hello, Thorn. Well, how may I help you this evening?
Burn rubber does not mean warp speed.
Come with us, Michael.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
SAM: Go! Get out of here! Run! Go! Fast! Come on!
Let's start with the little one. First come, first staked.
Take them upstairs!
Help!
[DAVID CHUCKLES]
[GRUNTING]
Tell me, Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?
BOY: Mom. Mom.
You're a vampire, Michael.
UDEADMEAT
Hear that sound? Just like a baby pussycat.
LUCY: What's going on there? SAM: Mom?
I'm gonna make you a sandwich.
Wild kids.
Mom.
STAR: No. ALAN: Come on back.
We've got some rules around here.
[BANGING AND GROWLING]
But for me it gets harder and harder to resist.
I'll be right back, Mike!
But Star's great. I like Star.
PEANUT BUTTER
STAR: Are you okay? LADDIE: Yes.
No.
Jeremy. it's coming
[YELLS]
MICHAEL: Don't let them see me like this. -Michael.
...out my window, but I guess I got carried away.
MAN 2: Come on, man. Come on, let him through. Come on.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[CREAKING]
SAM: All right, Nanook.
-Mom's home? -No, on the phone, Mike.
[SCREAMS]
You're Watching Paw Patrol On Nick Jr. You're Watching Blue Bloods On CBS
That Is Fucking Fun And I Don't like it. That My Office Start. Talk You Mates History. You Mates Both Die Last 6 Years. Let,s Go. You Going Back You Home, And My Mates Is Not Die. They Suell Themselves. They Have 50,00,00 Dollars. Soon.
[LOST BOYS LAUGHING AND WHOOPING]
Truth, justice, the American way triumphs.
Michael. Michael.
Michael, take off your glasses.
He was protecting you.
Pretty cool, huh?
I wanna touch your penis
It's So Much Better if You Don't Fight
Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy.
What could have been www.thebeckettproject.ca
Here's one. Come on, let's stake her, man.
DWAYNE: Pretty sad. Pretty sad.
Create your own meme Don't fight, Lucy. It's so much better if you don't fight.
lf something happens, I'm not gonna have the strength to protect you.
MOTHER: Thank you. -Thank you.
Oh, they're just young. We were that age, too, once.
-We definitely blew Plan A. -Time to activate Plan B.
What's going on, Mike?
[ALL WHOOPING AND CHEERING]
I guess we'll just have to kill them all.
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]
Hi, Thorn.
Vampires, my friend. Vampires.
We are awesome monster-bashers.
When trying to fight the feeling Celibacy life