Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She made me spaghetti with little hot dogs cut up in it.
She'll take it and grind it into pathetic little pieces.
...but increases serotonin.
Tell me why you woke me up or I swear to God I will kill you.
You're either on team Leonard or team Penny.
Oh, damn. They cancelled my Visa.
I'd hate for that effort to have been in vain.
Penny.
Well, then why did you have Chinese food with us?
You know what? I'll just spend the evening alone.
- Yep. - That's the sauce my mother uses.
Do you really think death threats are an appropriate way to begin conversation?
Have you been running?
- I don't have hot dogs. - It's all right. I do.
Howard made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades...
- You really think so? - I do.
Okay.
Well, my existence is a continuum...