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...needs to use birth control or can she just be a diaphragm?
She made spaghetti with little hot dogs.
- We're not fighting. - Just go.
That's totally uncool.
I have food here. You were gonna call.
Fine. Why did you have dinner with Penny?
No. You already threw up once. Go put on your p.j.'s and brush your teeth.
It's all right. I'll see it again with you.
It's like the manatee tank at SeaWorld.
Your turn.
...before women who sell their bodies for money.
In no manner which would lead one to believe...
Leonard.
I'd rather you pretend I didn't say it.
Do you think the elastic woman in The Incredibles...
He'll say he can handle it, but you'll end up with churro puke on your shoes.
Oh. You're in for what my mother calls a real Italian treat.
What? Suddenly, I'm not good enough for you?
And now, as promised, the tangent.
Oh, well, then you do it.
Do you believe you're going to go to hell for eating sweet-and-sour pork?
Oh, I should probably get going.
Where are you going with this, Raj?
Jews don't have hell. We have acid reflux.
Do you want the last dumpling, Sheldon?
Look at this. Do you think she's really doing that or is it Photoshop?
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