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ARCHER: No, it isn't!
Although I have no reason to think that.
I'd have to be super drunk, like so drunk
Some different liquor.
with a bite force of 20,000 Newtons
Do you have any idea who we are?
I am, actually, which, whatever, but... (GUN COCKS)
It's your fault we're in this stupid jungle in the first place!
Ray is paralyzed, who's gonna fly it?
You Nut
If he calls here, my plan, in its entirety,
Yay!
(SIGHS) That was the only way they'd do it.
I think what Ray did was awesome.
She made it weird.
It doesn't sound very good.
I mean...
who walk up and hand 'em a goddamn M-16!
Physically unchanged for 100,000,000 years,
Well, the gas oughta kill that.
Drop your weapons! I'm serious,
Crocodile repellent!
Well, we definitely can't leave Ray!
Keep your voice down.
(SOBS)
Which part, Ray?
Jesus Christ, woman, calm down! We've got five hours of fuel,
short-term, I... Here, hold this.
Then it's not a spa day, it's just a bath!
Yeah, this is a Long Island.
What? What?
(SIGHS) Because they're gonna kill us. What?
Screw you guys! Ya know...
Urn...
CYRIL: Wait, what?
Hmm. I dunno if I'd be comfortable with that. I mean, even for me, it's...
ARCHER: No, Cyril, of course I'm not mad...
So we can either walk out, which no,
Well, that's good. ls that good?