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Office of the president, good morning.
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
But I just wanted to come and wish you good luck in person.
And I don't mean just simply shifting the affairs of the state to his bedroom.
I am the master of my fate:
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
It is also a constitutional right.
Well, he certainly had length in reserve...
By example. I've always thought to lead by example, sir.
...our future, seemed very bleak.
- Then I'm going to put him in isolation. - Not yet. I'll threaten him with hospital...
...the colors, emblem...
Thank you.
...in a surprise visit where François Pienaar...
I am the president, you know.
ANNOUNCER : Conversion is good.
...are won before the first whistle because of it.
I thank whatever gods may be
Let rip.
The All Blacks beat Ireland 43 to 19.
So let me understand this.
Outside, outside!
- With who? - The president.
(YELLS)
But you didn't come all this way to hear an old man talk...
So, what's he like?
...as President Mandela takes office in Pretoria.
The same way your visit does. Inspiration.
...have just one week...
...their poetry.
Just a minute.
Madiba doesn't like it if you don't smile when you push people away.
- This rugby. - Hm?
You're risking your future as our leader.
...with restraint and generosity.
They look like thugs.
...and their colors immediately.
If they focus on Lomu, that leaves others free.
Seven minutes.
We'll call him Mr. President.
Thank you very much, Mrs. Brits.
Comrades, comrades, members of the choir.
MINISTER : You make a personal appearance at the finals...
Lomu is becoming one of the most intimidating...
- Hey, no autographs, okay? - I know how to do my job, okay?
South Africa has the weight advantage in the scrums...
NERINE : What?
...we propose that all retail outlets charge a nominal fee for plastic bags.
- Yep. - That's good for us.
...born here in South Africa in Durban.
We've done it up just the way it was.
We should at least include the minister of sport.
- Sorry I'm late. How is it going? ANNOUNCER : Number 10.
We, the executive, would like to applaud you for your diligence...
- Brenda. BRENDA : Yes, sir?
(CROWD SINGING OLE OLE OLE)
So it is very important that we beat Australia?
It's their bloody song, not ours.
(SIREN WAILING)
Well, you know what they say about soccer.
MAN : And squeeze.
On the other hand, rugby is a hooligan's game played by gentlemen.
Well, that is right. That is exactly right.
Everybody in the stadium greeted me with a song.
- Well, gentlemen... - Mr. President, sir.
And we listen to the words together.
A lot of pushing in the lineup over there.
- You saw the match with England. - Yes.
Yes. Yesterday.
I have a short announcement.
Can we go through the schedule now?
How can we beat them?
- We never, never ask him about his family. - But he asks about ours.
This route is crowded. Let's change to route C.
It has helped me through the years.
Well, he's not as big as he looks on TV.
oke damn