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MAN 3 : Cheers, mate. - Beautiful try.
This is the first final in the history of the World Cup where we're having extra time.
shall be known forthwith
- This is for you. - What is it?
A poem from the president.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
REFEREE : Penalty. Carrying the ball.
Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you.
And we did prevail, did we not?
- Yes, sir. - Please, sit.
Oh, I think they will do very well.
- Brendan. Good luck to you. - Mr. President.
...and overcommitted off it...
Yeah.
It's a great kick from Mehrtens. Thirteen minutes gone.
And now Stransky gets a kick that's every bit as important as the one that Mehrtens...
Right. We need to learn this song. We can't just mouth the words anymore.
MEN (SINGING): Here's to Joel, he's so blue
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
MAN : Okay, back to the line.
All of the whites are cheering for the Springboks.
Fuck, man. This is bullshit.
Joost!
Where is he?
Put it out!
...so-called men did not deserve to wear the hallowed green and gold.
François, a few words.
It's what de Klerk got, plus an increase for inflation.
All your gold for all our sheep.
What did he just say?
This is the moment the world has been waiting for.
I hate rugby.
Shit. It's the same as me.
- Why didn't you stop him? - Well, you try next time.
Come on, Nooks, he's still the president.
I mean, I know it's a bit big, but it's warm and it'll last forever.
I just wanna get him through tomorrow safely, that's all.
(CROWD CHEERING)
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
Why don't you just throw it away?
Heads up.
ETIENNE : You must fly in there.
I am aware that it was unanimous.
Dada? Madiba?
Just enjoy the rugby.
You'll see that they've been signed.
The All Blacks are killing a team that trashed us last year.
You had the support of 43 million Californians!
COLE : There you go.
We look to the future now.
We're the presidential bodyguard. We've been assigned to this office.
- Don't lose them, won't be able to get more. - Thanks, François.
And the conversion is good.
You're wrong, they do care.
People of the United States of America...
You know him, he won't do that.
For my unconquerable soul.
Why?
How long before the World Cup?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard that one before. It wasn't funny the first time.
- Good luck, Chester. - Yes, sir.
Duly noted.
ANNOUNCER : Unsuccessful kick. The score remains 9-9.
Yes, sir.
...of 63,000 South Africans here today.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
...open your markets to us and come invest in our country.
Two teams will advance from each pool to the quarterfinals.
- After you, Comrade President. - Thank you, sir.
No, no, please, Mr. President. It makes complete sense to me.
Who's the fittest team on this field?
- Give me one moment, please. - Yes, Madiba.
WOMAN : Office of the president.