Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

As you can see, we're already setting up our world-famous Halloween parade.

My grandma gave him his first titty-twister.

Nope. That's...

Yes, Miss Taylor?

Hubie, what was that?

Yeah. Well, I've got two foster daughters now as well.

When meeting fellow Halloween maniacs.

Did that turn you on?

Come on! Come on!

and then I heard poor Peanut make a God-awful squeal.

They both came by and turned themselves in, like, 45 minutes ago.

But that don't mean the fun stops for all of us.

What are we screaming at?

Yeah, and Megan. I work down at the coffee shop.

They're probably just watching a movie, though, and…

But it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to deduce malicious intent.

Looks like a dummy.

I heard him scream, "Help!" Then he started crying.

How I feel most days at work...

Look, I know it was just a pig.

Is that where you live?

I do have a girlfriend. She lives up in Canada.

I'm asexual, but that girl's making me hella horny.

As in, secretly dropping by the corn maze earlier tonight?

- I think I know who did it. - Oh, so do I.

is a silver bullet right between the eyes.

- That sounds like a donkey. No. - How about…

The best part is spending time alone with you.

Well, looks like I have company.

I don't really believe in keeping track of that kind of thing, Hubie.

Come on over here and let me punch your mom in the face!

They're men's fingers. Are you saying I have men's fingers?

And it's October 31st, which is a special day across the country,

Uh, excuse me, Grandpa Thermos, you need to leave the party right now.

What a buffoon!

Well, we're Jewish, so that eliminated Christmas and Easter and Ash Wednesday.

- Officer Steve. - Not now, Hubie.

Prank? No, I knew that.

- I just think that... - Smell my feet.

and all other related Halloween activities.

Tommy, I want mom to bring half my candy to the homeless shelter in the morning.

What a man! What a mouth! And on his first try.

The way they used to toss firecrackers at you.

Step out of the vehicle!

Okay, whoa, there.

There's a diaper in Dori's pond.

in case he gets sentimental for his hometown.

Is there somebody watching us right now?

I realize I might have gone too far for your teenage mental capacities

I think we'll all get in really big trouble for that.

and he responds with humor and... and kindness.

As you know, I'm a longtime listener, and I always respect the advice you give

- Smell my feet. - Really?

One slice, one soda, one dollar, if you wear a costume to the shop.

Oh, Buster! Hey, my big boy.

Oh! You must be Mrs. Dubois!

And you gotta love the old-school ghost you got working over there.

- It's ringing. - Is this a prank?

- Tommy's keeping an eye on them. - Tommy?

Always thinking of everyone else, never thinking of yourself.

I hate Cuties (2020)

Are you still mad at me?

While I understand that you are now a mindless killing machine,

Could it be because you feel threatened?

Oh, they live for it.

Okay, yes. Would you put it on me, please? That's right.

Huh. That's quite commendable.

Okay, kids, you can't have candy for breakfast,

And the one and only Mr. Walter Lambert.

I'm officiating a funeral.

{\an8}That's a good roommate.

Abort. The killer's cell phone is in your house!

He's so… Hubie!

There's no badge.

It looks like you made that sash from one of your mother's scarves.

that'll chill you to the bone.

You don't have to do this. This is too much.

Is anyone out there? Sound off!

Well, I know where I'm gonna be tonight. Reporting from Salem, Tracy Phillips.

You're most friendly, most popular, and best looking.