Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have a special presentation today in lieu of recess.

Did you send backup to my residence to have eyes on my mother? Over.

That's why I played T-ball till I was 25.

My God, it's just... It's just a little kid!

- Yeah. - Thanks.

Is the fight over? Did I win?

is Salem's Official Volunteer Halloween Helper,

Some people's purpose is to make sure all the streets are clean.

Sorry. Werewolf Treatment Center.

- Oh, and, uh… - Yes?

Listen, give me a minute head start,

Sorry to bother you, mayor, but it's important.

- Dubois. - Dubois.

The power of observation, the ability to blend in.

Ready, Willing and able.

So, drop a log in a garbage can?

Take me, evil one! Just do not harm the child!

You got a dog, Mr. Lambert?

You have a girlfriend?

So, any intel that you have, it's gonna get to us. We'll know about it.

Scheduled to come to the Creature Double Feature.

But what kid would wanna pet a pig that look like that?

Oh, Hubie. Don't go out there tonight.

Thanks. I learned it all from my mother, who's right behind you.

- Well, at least everybody's safe. - No one in Salem is safe tonight.

- Do we do... - Get out of here!

- Shut up! - Shut it!

I'm getting a location. Steve, look at this.

How would somebody detect such a situation?

Can't believe I don't have a compass on my thermos.

Why he talk about his boner?

Sorry, freshman.

Oh, well, look at this. I cannot believe we have this.

There's a Walter Lambert buried right near my grandpa in the Pine Street Cemetery.

And so, another Halloween has come to Salem.

Now, that turns me on.

Can you help me down?

- He's the nicest. - You said this already.

Well, Steven, let's talk turkey.

Could any of you take the abuse you dish out to my Hubie?

Now, I know that Halloween is very special to you, sweet boy.

We'll get through it together here on…

The transformation is complete.

So, if you run out of soup and you need a refill, just stop by the diner.

Now, Tommy, you call your mother. Let her know you're home.

Okay. Handle your high.

We fell for that twice in one night.

We're just trying to raise money for our school.

Not a costume? Okay. My boner.

Well, I think boner's another word for a mistake.

Yeah. Hubie seems to be around a lot of people before they go missing.

I can't believe it's finally Halloween.

- 'Cause you got a big heart. - Thanks.

Give them something to do while they're waiting.

And have your costumes all picked out.

And now, Wake Up Boston's Tracy Phillips is live with the Mayor of Salem,

You can pass it out to the kids.

in any way whatsoever. And...

A luncheon at the, uh, Captain's Table on Foster Street. Thank you.

- Not a crime to buy eggs or toilet paper. - Oh, yeah. That goes without saying.

You're a good friend, man.

we used to finish our band practice and shoot right through there.

Hey! Easy, Mikey. My sister's a freshman.

Mr. Hennessy. How's night school?

You knew that high school kid from the corn maze was missing.

That is not on the menu tonight.

Hi. Can I get a black coffee?

I was in love with our teacher.

Richard Hartman.

Now, see, that does it for me.

Well, I had to take out my two new sisters, remember?

I'm gonna kick your ass for this, Lester.

My mom wouldn't break up the furniture

Yeah, you just missed the best part!

We gonna eat Peanut tonight!

This is not your fault!

Did you go pee pee while you sleepy huh?

The Andersons used to throw garbage into my bedroom window.

{\an8}We are here and we are live at an unfolding scene of Halloween horror.

We gotta expect a scare here or there. Kids being kids.

Megan, you call your parents.

is just some name that he got off a tombstone on his way into town.

We need to talk.