Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right now, I'm in dire need of the most perspicacious advice

…this town is as full of bullies now as it ever was in the 1600s.

What'd you ask me out here for, Hubie?

To me, that's a great deal, but it's also a riot waiting to happen.

Take care of your children! I'm gonna steal a boat!

But what has to be done, has to be done.

So, maybe boner donor means I donate mistakes.

And you drop that log right here.

- Garbage can? - Yeah. Tin Man.

The night is young. Appreciate you being nice to me.

You son of a...

Are you a human being, or are you a moon-crazed beast

- Okay. - It's such a…

Okay. You want some soup?

And I am so proud at how hard you work

Could you say the same?

Boy, that was quite a tumble you took there, fella.

Happy Halloween.

My name is Hubie Dubois, and I am here to tell you that Halloween is fun,

Ooh. My belly just said yes for the both of us.

- Yes! - Oh, yeah!

Something suspicious.

Hey, Steve. It's Kenny Fonda with the Westford PD.

I suggest we cancel the fireworks show immediately.

Violet Valentine.

Were those your feces on the newspaper, Mr. Lambert?

This Richard Hartman thing has got you jumpy as hell.

You're always thinking of everyone else and never of yourself.

And the most important thing is

Hubie, do be mine.

You are grounded for the next six months.

Hold your fire until my command.

Also, happy Valentine's Day.

Well, that garbage can, that's monitored, 24-7.

- Okay. - Hubie, I will lock you up.

Wasn't plannin' on it. Hey, Dot.

Do you know the quickest way to Wallace Orchard?

Hey, you missed. The yolk's on you.

It was funny, 'cause not many people know where that shortcut is.

Now, it's Halloween. In Salem.

- What? - Hello?

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The family has invited you all to a luncheon.

Halloween central.

for my attitude yesterday at the deli counter.

but sounds like a good idea to cuddle up with someone special

It's kinda evil, but stick with me.

- Ah. Look at those purple mums. - Mom planted those.

Did that darn skeleton frighten you again, Hubie?

Oh, you just keep a log. A very detailed log.

Listen to me. It's time to worry about yourself.

I don't. Who is he? One of your boyfriend?

Oh, I'm sorry. I just thought 'cause of the thermos.

and I look like a California raisin?

I should've left with the others, 'cause I have no idea where I am.

with nature's fireworks lighting up the night sky.

And this is chicken gumbo with a hair dryer.

I think so. Is he a good guy?

Anyone in town who seems like they might actually enjoy talking to you.

But Hubie uses big words, and they come out so natural for him.

And didn't you testify against him, Steve?

Have a seat, man.

Are you hittin' on me?

We can do this the easy way or the paddle way. It's up to you.

Hubie, I've been in love with you since the first grade.

Well, you can't even thank him without insulting him.

Hmm. Yeah. Well, maybe after my mom comes home, I'll... I'll try to swing by.

Can you trace it now?

I had this nightmare I was talking to an idiot.

- I just think that... - Trick-or-treat, smell my feet.

If you feel like you've done all you can, or you feel like you're in danger,

If you can play the theme song

Oh, no. They got Father Dave.

All right, we gotta get these guys back to the mental institution.

You should go as a girl who doesn't even know who her real parents are.

My parents got me a royal princess dress from the Disney Store.

I give you free hot water for your dehydrated soup sometimes.

How we doing, guys?