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‐ It says here that three former therapy campers
Who's gonna watch my son?
'cause he smoked your cigarettes, we're gonna fix ya!
by the end of the day.
Mom and Dad expect too much.
[both chuckle]
‐ I called back‐right seat when I said,
Ew! ‐ Yeah! It's against nature.
‐ [screams shrilly]
have gone on to be state representatives.
‐ It was my idea to fake it! I'm going first!
As old as Cwain and Abel.
‐ ♪ I'm a savage, yeah
Shut up. I'm hungry too.
Let's go!
‐ Your mother gets shotgun!
hit the spot.
[moose exhales sharply]
for dumbass Douglas.
Is that the last Babybel sharp original cheese?
‐ Yeah, I've been cutting a little bit every night
[both scream]
‐ Well, you two have completed the program in record time.
‐ I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me.
‐ I called shotgun in bed when I woke up!
Okay, I know I'm only Pagan when I need something,
[both panting, gasp]
I think I put a heart on that post, mm‐hmm.
‐ What did we do to deserve this?
‐ [gasps]
[both grunt]
‐ Aw! [both grunt]
‐ I'm not drinking your pee.
[both scream]
‐ Neglected her so much.