Dye Hard - Harley Quinn [S02E10]

That bleached skin gives me the heebie-jeebies.

I'm so sorry, I would've called but I never got your phone number.

I was a C-Section.

-Riddle me this-- -Oh, shut the fuck up!

Pussies are powerful. They birthed all of humanity!

[Joker laugh]

because you are a pussy.

It's a cancer ray.

but it's really John Mayer's third album when he solidified the John Mayer sound.

Harley Quinn, you gave me cancer?

Harley Quinn's here and she's down to clown!

[blows air horn]

[clears throat] Do you have a reservation?

How much do you weigh?

-Boy was it wacky. -Wacky how?

The Dark Knight needs me.

All that gratuitous violence. Yuck.

Hold your horses, I wasn't done.

[explodes]

[sigh]

But she doesn't trust me enough to love me back.

That's animal appropriation.

But I wanna fly the plane.

-[all gasp] -How dare you?

You can't love without trust.