Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-but what if my kids don't want to see me? -Don't say that, Carl.
-Swole! -[all exclaiming]
Mmm, sweet as pie.
-how did ya get so buff? -Hmm?
You're standing.
When's Japhy Weideman going to get his day in the fucking sun!
A dream. Never happened. Pure fiction. Not canon. Ignore it.
A landlord always knows two things:
I never liked that one.
You go, girl! Having a good vent in a literal vent. Come on!
Dating, hooking up, "baring ass."
Gotta be the new Dave Barry book I ordered.
-[electrical buzzing] -[screams]
Yeah, normally, I'd go beat the shit out of 'em,
Uh, yeah. I'm not spending my big night out here,
Whoa, to be clear, I'm not trying to hit on you.
Yeah! Queen of Fables. How did you know that?
[yells]
and now I'm an upscale bartender.
[theme music playing]
Jiminy, you look familiar. Do I know you?
You never let me shine!
This! Night! Sucks!
Uh, not gonna happen.
[DC theme music playing]