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How did you escape Psycho's fortified jail?
Gordo? [manic laughter]
I don't know, and I don't need to know.
You know, I should thank you, Harley.
Well, hey! I'm just, I'm ready to keep the party going!
[Parademons screech]
Shit! Fuck.
Maybe they're better off without me.
Okay look, I'm in a very zen place, and we have very different goals.
This right here is exactly why you're a terrible supervillain.
That's disappointing because I really, really, really, don't wanna have to do this.
It's like I see the book, but... [grunts]
Why would they even make this?
And a third crew to... Jesus!
[growling]
-[growls] -[Harley grunts]
Can't you see I'm trying to elegantly end this conversation
And with this bad boy, plus my new hobby of guided meditation,
[both growling]
Yeah, but it's been seven long years. I left 'em when they needed me most.
Well, that's it, Kev. I'm gonna go spend the holidays with my kids.
[Batman] Jim, get in.
Same reason I can't go to the airport:
-[screeches] -And it's all you.
Is there a vending machine around here? [gasps]
I guess when the abs get harder, the riddles get dumber.
Do the thing that makes you happy.
Life is about feeding your soul!
-So, come on! -[gasps]
Oh, my, you think I look like the Joker?
Just me, Beth, the kids, and my new pal Harley Quinn.
Drink so much we forget the last 48 hours or maybe more?
Keep on going!