Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't need a lover to be happy.
-I'm hittin' a different bar. -Hoo, boy. Good luck.
Um, I think you just straight up killed that guy back there.
Violence ups the dramatic effect.
[clears throat] Do you have a reservation?
Nope, no! He's just a bartender who gives great, non-judgmental advice.
Just once, I'd like to watch something where two people fall in love,
Hey! Wait, hold on. Can I offer you a Wayne fashioned?
[Harley sighs]
And also, you hated working for a woman.
Or I don't wanna.
-We got a wild one. -[thud]
-But, Batman, I wanna! -Alfred, this is ridiculous.
Are you sure? My girlfriend says I'm a good listener. Sometimes too good.
[man on radio] Look, bud, all we're asking is that you release the swanky hostages.
[loud grunt]
Good luck getting out again, fuck head!
Who wants to get a drink with me? One or two? Or a few drinks? Or a lot of drinks?
There's a lot of powerful memories here.
-You could wait, Master Wayne. -Yes, Alfred...
Every time I read this guy's stuff I'm like... "That's pretty funny."
How was Ivy's bachelorette bash?
It was Howell Binkley, wasn't it?
No, no, no. No, no, no, no!
I had a great time. Ivy had a great time. We slept in separate beds...
[sigh]
-[impact and struggling sounds] -I did it!
gettin' the Justice League out of that storybook.