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Honey, you need to hear this right now.
I remember my wedding. My stomach was filled with butterflies.
those diamond rings, Preacher!
- I'm sure you're mistaken. - Nope.
I thought you said something about that we had a busy day.
- What? - Yeah.
Okay, would you please stop saying that?
You're absolutely unremarkable!
I'm gonna pull out a Tommy gun
Oh, this is me smart.
Ah, good, 'cause I have a tee time.
but I did it anyway, and now he's in County
- thinking about buying a car. - Uh-huh.
I came in through the window because I broke curfew.
I'm fixing to reproduce right now!
That paint works.
Can you get those Easter decorations down for me?
but I have a damn good reason.
Lorraine might be one of those old-fashioned brides
I need money real bad.
I think this might be a terrible idea.
Well, why do you think?
It's a real shame I'm gonna miss that.
Okay, what is going on with you?
- Here. - Thank you.
Hey! That hurts!
Self-serve?
but stand around screeching about how pretty it is?
We're the only ones in costumes.
This is me with a toothache, obviously.
on a "stages of man" chart somewhere?
Call 911.
What do you say those pretty peepers of yours
What are you doing?
Impossible.
But, wait, you're still gonna do my funeral
Okay! Mitchell! Mitchell, okay.
Get this... mid-ceremony, you know, when you ask
Are you sure?
That recording of you banging on that piece of wood
Yeah, but not to that stupid crib.
and his ex-prostitute getaway driver?
Please tell me you're doing a scene from a movie
to drop everything and invest in this crazy dream.
Okay.