Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, old chum. Death in quicksand is technically drowning.
In which the funds accumulated in our honor will be turned over to our favorite charity.
Cut number two yields four pieces.
will make the presentation. The calf, please.
Cut number one yields two pieces.
This puzzle's given us a few minutes of mental exercise...
- What is it, commissioner? - An alarming incident...
that will give you the maximum number of pieces...
Thank you, Alfred.
Excellent. You've done it again.
Where he got it is not as important as where he's going. To the Batmobile.
Luck generally comes to those who look for it, Robin.
- Down four... - Wait a minute, Robin.
Here, Aunt Harriet, see how many pieces you can get out of this.
That's what I call fast action.
in our financial district, Batman.
That's right, you sinking saps. Quicksand, 15 feet of it.