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It's okay. Forget about them.
If she were happy with you, what is she doing standing up here with me?
(Crowd Exclaiming IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
Anna: Mmm...
-Oh. What did you want to know? -Just...
waiting for Mark Bellison to come forth and tell the people what he knows.
All day and all night, whatever flavours you can think of.
(Crowd Clamouring)
of Lecture Films' upcoming summer blockbuster,
There's got to be something better on TV than this.
That's a fantastic wig.
Few more hours like this and then
No.
Let him know what a wonderful person you are just by...
Can we... Number five,
... take the message, just in case I don't get fired.
the man in the sky who controls everything
All of Babylon and Mars were invited to join the celebrations.
I don't think I should. Anything can happen.
You must be Martha's son.
Well, call me tomorrow if you still like me when you're sober.
It's a bit sweet.
I'm gonna need you to breathe into this for me.
and we've added a polar bear, so the kids like us.
and mocked by Brad and Shelley, two huge douche bags.
Hey, maybe... Maybe if I just sleep on it.
Well, don't... I'm not happy for that. What...
You eat that. You liked it so much. Why don't you eat some more?
You are, Mum. Definitely.
-She's all right... -Great. That's...
No! We have to have sex. The world is going to end!
I don't know where to start.
I'm worried the restaurant I've picked isn't expensive enough for you.
Side note,
Don't do it.
This bear is coming toward, big, lumbering, eating machine
Probably gonna be homeless. Mark Bellison.
And I was upset with overweight homosexual.
(Crowd APPLAUDING)
(Laughing) Good to meet you.
What do you get the man who has everything?
-Sorry. -Forget about it now. Sorry, I didn't know.
Mark, I've already told you, we don't do Black Plague movies here!
What ethnicity is he?
(CHEERFUL POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Sorry.
Your opinion. Bye, Shelley.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
Being around you makes me happy.
I thought I was your meme friend
But I'm gonna get her out of there tomorrow.
We're not gonna throw it away.
-What is your name? -Richard Bellison.
Her vitals are dropping.
I've known him for a long time, and he never told me that.
Whatever the best mansion is you'd like, that's the one you're gonna get.
No, you won't. Not to me.
The world has come to a standstill,
Listen, the reason I'm calling is I want to ask you out on another date.
Then you're evicted. You got one day to get your stuff out of here.
No, I just got nervous about firing you. I just don't do well with confrontation.
Yes, I'm with him right now.
While doing that, I might realise I'm still horny
You're the sweetest man I've ever met.
Why am I wearing clothes? How do you people live like this?
Haven't changed the ingredients much lately,
(Inaudible)
Mark: Well, then, if you forget, I mean, it's bad for the dog.
Mark: He's carrying a briefcase. He's in a hurry.
I'm just too far out of your league: Anna.
-Sure. -Yeah.
Short Fat Brian.
and sometimes that can come across as a bit harsh.
I need to finish getting ready.
what would you do?
(Sighs)
Well, because, if you look...
Ricky Gervais: Testing. Testing.
and how incompetent you are at yours.
I'm gonna call the police, you're gonna be arrested.
I might.
-But don't go out with him. -Why not?
If he can't, he said that he'll definitely do it tomorrow.
Mark: Shut up!
How's it going with you?
-Is cursing bad? -No.
(ALL Exclaiming)
I've come home early. I'm having a bit of me time.
-You want it? -Thank you.
-This is not as nice as I remember it. -What are we gonna talk about?
We come from a long line of losers. It's not your fault.
One minute, you're alive,
If you had an okay time, then please say yes.
But I won't really know how I feel about you till I'm a little less drunk.
(Inaudible)
(STAMMERING)
Which is what you just said.
(Sighs)
Well, I...
that's Mark Bellison, by the way,
They feasted and danced and laughed, and it was a joyous occasion.
If I could be a stripper, I would, but I'm not attractive enough. Drinks?
We are here today, sitting in this building,
Anna and I are very happy together, by the way.
Quick.